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Author Topic: [Joke] "Blizzard" Releases Shaman T10, with Apology.  (Read 16983 times)
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« on: November 05, 2009, 11:49:43 pm »

Quote from: Ghostcrawler
Dear Shamans,
First, let me start by apologizing for your Tier10 Preview's delay. We honestly forgot that the Shaman class existed until we were looking over our complete Preview Page here, and asked the Website designers why there was still a blank button.

Our bad.

However, because the Shaman community deserves a quick response, we have spent the last twelve minutes sketching up your armor set. I believe you will be as pleased as we are.

PS: The squirrel with the mohawk needs to be fed hourly, or he will die. There is a quest to capture a new squirrel, take him to the Barbershop, and finally track down a Legendary Blacksmith who will undergo the dangerous and expensive procedure to replace your dead squirrel with a live one. Repercussions for not replacing your dead squirrel are still being worked out. Expect the worst.
However, it does not end there.
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Dear Shamans,

In our recent preview of the Shaman Tier10 set, we unintentionally let you have a bucket. We apologize for the confusion, and the bucket has since been removed.

That bucket was going to get its very own preview, as it is the second confirmed Icecrown Legendary, the "Bucket of Absolution". It was never intended to be in the Shaman preview, or even usable by the Shaman class.

Once again, we apologize for any confusion that the bucket may have caused. Rest assured we have stolen it away from the Shaman in question.

So...we had a bucket...then they stole it? Sad

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PS: This was a joke, as pointed out in the title. If this brought a smile to your face, or you like my Artwork and would like to see some slightly more serious concept art and sketches, this is a link to my DeviantArt account.

Pageviews, comments, critiques, and just saying "hey" are all appreciated.

Answers to future questions: Yes, he's wearing a bathrobe, has a dead Sea Lion strapped to him, that is the WWE Shaman belt, the Dungeon1 Shoulders have made a triumphant return, this time sporting an Antique Key, a Squirrel with a mohawk, a Nintendo DS, a Spatula, and a Bathroom Scrubby-brush, and yes, they've stoled your bucket.
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2009, 11:51:40 pm »

I like it!  thanks blizz!
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 11:53:45 pm »

haha
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 11:55:23 pm »

No they be stealing ma buckets!!!!

I really wanted the bucket  Cry Cry Cry
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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2009, 12:11:53 am »

Not that funny topic tbh.
Humor is subjective. I'm sorry that my particular brand of humor did not amuse you.
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2009, 12:33:10 am »

sick
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 12:38:22 am »

It is because you are beeing a pussy and keep telling that it is a joke.

You know why it should be fun to make something fake? "But if you could fool them, even for a second, then you can make them wonder, and then you... then you got to see something really special... you really don't know?... it was... it was the look on their faces... " - Magician from The Prestige

You are not fooling us, at all. Therefore it is not fun for you nor us.

^This basically.
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2009, 12:38:53 am »

I think those are the best shoulders I've seen... ever.
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2009, 12:40:10 am »

hey
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2009, 12:41:28 am »

We can not haz buckit?  Cry
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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2009, 12:49:49 am »

I thought it was pretty damn funny. 

All you other haters don't deserve a bucket, anyway.  Tongue 
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« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2009, 12:51:07 am »

wtb those shoulders!
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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2009, 12:51:48 am »

The cooking utensils on the shoulder gave it away as a joke.....
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2009, 12:54:51 am »

It is because you are beeing a pussy and keep telling that it is a joke.

You know why it should be fun to make something fake? "But if you could fool them, even for a second, then you can make them wonder, and then you... then you got to see something really special... you really don't know?... it was... it was the look on their faces... " - Magician from The Prestige

You are not fooling us, at all. Therefore it is not fun for you nor us.
  i have to say, this is actually the most Loser post ive seen on here in quite a while.  how long did it take you to look up and copy/paste that quote?  the fact that it actually looks like you put some effort or thought into the post, and yet Still failed, makes it the worst.
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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2009, 12:57:16 am »

I actually like the concept of the wolf/bear pelt draped over the shoulders like shamans in WCIII.  We can only dream.
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