- Date of Birth
- January 1 (2014)
When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side down.
Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground.
A "buttered-cat array" could easily allow a high-speed monorail to link between New York with Chicago.
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