Gallahadd
Herald of the Titans

'Why did the hipster keep burning his mouth when he ate pie. Because he was eating them WAY before they were cool man.'
'If a hipster falls in the woods... does he make a sounds?' 'Yeah.. he does... but you wouldn't have heard it yet'
'How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? What?! You didn't know about changing Lightbulbs? I've been changing lightbulbs for years man'