Dwarfs, gods among humanoids, giants among... gnomes...
Originally Posted by The Hitch-hikers' Guide To The Galaxy: Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"