Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

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Granted, but after this win, they're cursed to never win again.

Woops. Forgot my wish. I wish I was a famous musician.

Granted, but you die within a few days of drug overdose.

I wish I was divorced.

[Llamapwnzors]

Granted, but now you must marry every woman you have sex with

I wish i could play the new pokemon game

[Idaho Immortal]

Granted, but you die within a few days of drug overdose.

I wish I was divorced.

Granted, but she takes half your shit.

I wish I had someone to lovee.

[Salty Spatoon]

Granted, but she takes half your shit.

I wish I had someone to lovee.

Granted, however that someone is a quadriplegic gnome.

I wish i had infinite more wishes.

[Deleted]

Grant--.. wait, you didn't made a wish! You've got just destroyed the game ;/

Again.

I wish WoW was a free MMO.

[Llamapwnzors]

Wish granted buy you now need to buy "epic tokens" in order to get epic gear, they cost 10-30 dollars each.

I wish i had something good to eat in my fridge

[Kankuri]

Grant--.. wait, you didn't made a wish! You've got just destroyed the game ;/

Again.

I wish WoW was a free MMO.

Granted, but it now has an in-game cash shop that rivals most Asian MMOs, allowing you to purchase any item in the game...for free!

I wish all of the stupid people freeloading cash from the government to attend school only to fail three semesters in a row were banished to the 5th dimension.

[Taurenburger]

Granted, but so are you

I wish for... hmm, let´s say something to go with the cookies i wished for... like orange juice for everyone!

[Cadwe]

granted everyone now has milk.... from a male tuaren

i wish talking to girls was harder * it was really easy for me this morning got her # 2 xD*

[sneeuwplanker]

Granted, you now are unable to speak to women without throwing up...

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Cadwe]

granted you now know to wish for world peace , however since this a corrupt the wish forum your wish is now WW3

i wish for pie

[grothezk]

grated, but it's a lie so end up eating your tongue.

I wish I give a damn.

[Ms Andry]

grated, but it's a lie so end up eating your tongue.

I wish I give a damn.

Granted, but now you give a damn about everything and you come on the forums and post how everything bothers you so you get banned!

I wish someone someday would understand what my name means

[Cadwe]

granted how ever that person is in russia and can't speak english

i wish i wasn't a douche

[Ms Andry]

granted how ever that person is in russia and can't speak english

i wish i wasn't a douche

(You're crafty darn you!)

Granted, you're no longer a douche but every single person is now a douche to you simply because you're the only person who isn't a douche.

I wish it would rain more here, but uh, not enough to flood us

[Totle]

(You're crafty darn you!)

Granted, you're no longer a douche but every single person is now a douche to you simply because you're the only person who isn't a douche.

I wish it would rain more here, but uh, not enough to flood us

Granted, but the rain is golden.

I wish I could attract hotter girls.

[Joben]

I wish it would rain more here, but uh, not enough to flood us

Granted, but its always acid rain and ruins everything.
I wish I wasn't hungry.

[Greendog]

Granted, but its always acid rain and ruins everything.
I wish I wasn't hungry.

Granted. Your hunger is satisfied with 1 million crackers to eat, however you are forever deprived of any water or liquid to wash them down.
I wish I could use my priests mind control in real life.

[Amunetia]

Granted, but its always acid rain and ruins everything.
I wish I wasn't hungry.

Granted but you eat so much your stomach explodes.

I wish wow's idiot population suddenly vanished from the game.

[Joben]

Granted but you eat so much your stomach explodes.

I wish wow's idiot population suddenly vanished from the game.

Granted, but thats the same day that WoW also shuts down because it loses 80% of its subs.
I wish I wasnt so tired