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    Quote Originally Posted by Critpickle View Post
    Granted however you happened to be at an exotic icecream shop and the ice cream happens to be chilled monkey semen.

    I wish there was more to life[COLOR="red"]

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    granted but unfortunaty it involves leaving your basement andyou discover your severely alergic to the sun and must stay in the rest of your life
    I wish stephen king would loose both of hs hands so he could stop writing

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    Granted but he learns to write with his feet

    I wish I knew Blizzard's plans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sableye View Post

    Granted but he learns to write with his feet

    I wish I knew Blizzard's plans
    Granted, but they decide to change them at the last second.

    I wish I had a kitten.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zehir View Post

    Granted, but they decide to change them at the last second.

    I wish I had a kitten.
    Granted but it has Rabies

    I wish I had the Might and Magic games on my computer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zehir View Post

    Granted but it has Rabies

    I wish I had the Might and Magic games on my computer
    Granted, but your computer crashes and a thief steals all your money so you cant buy a new one.

    I wish i had a much faster bandwidth connection..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wizie View Post
    Granted, but your computer crashes and a thief steals all your money so you cant buy a new one.

    I wish i had a much faster bandwidth connection..
    Granted, but you have to share it with people who get the network flooded with spam.

    I wish I had a spoony bard for a friend.

  6. #1966
    Quote Originally Posted by Eilassaria View Post
    Granted, but you have to share it with people who get the network flooded with spam.

    I wish I had a spoony bard for a friend.
    Granted, but he is so spoony that everyone completly ignores that you ever existed

    I wish the world was like an abnormally disorganized Italian Bistro so I could harness it's vast non absolute numbers to travel huge intergalactic distances

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordcanyon View Post
    Granted, but he is so spoony that everyone completly ignores that you ever existed

    I wish the world was like an abnormally disorganized Italian Bistro so I could harness it's vast non absolute numbers to travel huge intergalactic distances
    Granted, but you accidentally the whole thing.

    I wish he hadn't accidentally the whole thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torethyr View Post
    Granted, but you accidentally the whole thing.

    I wish he hadn't accidentally the whole thing.
    Didn't understand what you said but...

    Granted, but he did and consumed us all!

    I wish I could have one euro, only one, normal weight, size, temperature, density, and I have it on Planet Earth. I'm not going to swallow it, as I bury it in a black bag, in an unknown location. I get home safely, and nothing happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teleth View Post
    Didn't understand what you said but...

    Granted, but he did and consumed us all!

    I wish I could have one euro, only one, normal weight, size, temperature, density, and I have it on Planet Earth. I'm not going to swallow it, as I bury it in a black bag, in an unknown location. I get home safely, and nothing happens.
    Granted, but the black bag turned red!

    I wish for a gold fish

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    granted, but later that day you realize it's fake gold.

    I wish I have a legendary item in real life.
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    Granted, but it becomes possesed and kills you

    I wish I had nothing
    I WANT THE CAKE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araulton View Post
    I wish I had nothing
    Granted, you now have nothing. Except the post you just posted.

    I wish QQ-threads cease to exist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalënë View Post
    I wish QQ-threads cease to exist.
    Granted, but now RR-threads exist.
    RR-threads are exactly ONE letter worse then QQ threads

    I wish the're was a Battle Snail class mounts for warriors

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cptmyname View Post
    Granted, but now RR-threads exist.
    RR-threads are exactly ONE letter worse then QQ threads

    I wish the're was a Battle Snail class mounts for warriors
    Granted!
    HOWEVER.....
    mages swarm the blizz forums and QQ till Blizz gives them a new spell called "Salt Shaker" and they can desiccate your snail so that it is unusable

    I wish I had invented WoW..... ($$$!)
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    I give my flesh and blood freely to the Warchief. I am the instrument of my Warchief's desire. I am a weapon of my Warchief's command.
    From this moment until the end of days I live and die - FOR THE HORDE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tordenhov View Post
    Granted!
    HOWEVER.....
    mages swarm the blizz forums and QQ till Blizz gives them a new spell called "Salt Shaker" and they can desiccate your snail so that it is unusable

    I wish I had invented WoW..... ($$$!)
    Granted, but you are now blamed for all of the balance issues in World of Warcraft.

    I wish i had a never ending supply of popcorn.

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    granted, but your house will be full of birds...



    I wish a new gore movie comes out quick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grothezk View Post
    granted, but your house will be full of birds...
    I wish a new gore movie comes out quick.
    granted, but its a documentary on al gore

    i wish for a greek salad without onion

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    Quote Originally Posted by kolopotho View Post
    granted, but its a documentary on al gore

    i wish for a greek salad without onion
    Granted, but it was really made in the greek times.
    I wish my government would be done with the budget,I mean I would rather have http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103666/idea-balls running it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by apepi View Post
    Granted, but it was really made in the greek times.
    I wish my government would be done with the budget,I mean I would rather have http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103666/idea-balls running it.
    Granted, but the new Government is killed in a horrible Airplane accident.

    I wish for a bag of Salty Nuts. And a glass of water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teleth View Post
    Granted, but the new Government is killed in a horrible Airplane accident.

    I wish for a bag of Salty Nuts. And a glass of water.
    Granted, but they are still attached to some guy named Jim, who hasn't washed in some time and is holding your glass of water.

    I wish they would just give Druids a damned Guardian Spirit clone.

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