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    Granted, but then you swallow the rock.

    I wish I had a never ending Jug of Kool-aid
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    Granted but a black man steals it

    I wish I topped DPS charts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Konviction View Post
    Granted, but then you swallow the rock.

    I wish I had a never ending Jug of Kool-aid
    granted, however the jug breaks and the world drowns in kool aid

    I wish I had the patience to level through bc and wotlk zones for alts.

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    Granted but you no longer have the patience to get them to 85.

    I wish that Uwe Boll would die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaHomieG View Post
    Granted but a black man steals it

    I wish I topped DPS charts
    Granted, but you will be unable to move while you DPS and will die constantly to stupid things and be called bad a lot.


    I wish I didn't have to do these 3 essays for college.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    Granted but you no longer have the patience to get them to 85.

    I wish that Uwe Boll would die.
    Granted, but his death was just a set-back.

    I wish I was fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shwaam View Post
    Granted, but his death was just a set-back.

    I wish I was fat.
    Granted, but liposuction is now mandatory.

    I wish I had a pet tornado.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theleklol View Post
    Granted, but liposuction is now mandatory.

    I wish I had a pet tornado.
    Granted, but your spouse took it in the break up / divorce

    I wish I could turn invisible

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohbl View Post
    Granted, but your spouse took it in the break up / divorce

    I wish I could turn invisible
    Granted but you only turn invisible when people aren't looking.

    I wish that Boromir never died

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    Granted but you only turn invisible when people aren't looking.

    I wish that Boromir never died
    Granted, however he ends up raping Frodo, who becomes so traumatized that he gives the ring to Sam, who ends up not being able to control the corruption, and rides off in a wyvern and gives the ring to Sauron.

    I wish I had a Monkey.

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    granted, but he had aids and he bites you.

    i wish this year to end already!
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    Granted, but its because the apocolypse happened and everyone is dead

    I wish these dogs would stop barking!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovestar View Post
    Granted. You are suddenly surrounded by total nothingness. You are also nothing but a disembodied mind, trapped forever in an unchanging void.

    I wish I wasn't flat-chested.
    Granted but you grow a penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neyze View Post
    Granted but you grow a penis
    C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

    I wish that dragons were real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

    I wish that dragons were real.
    They are real! And they're in your base killing all your doodz.

    I wish the gold I earned in-game was credited to my bank account!
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    I give my flesh and blood freely to the Warchief. I am the instrument of my Warchief's desire. I am a weapon of my Warchief's command.
    From this moment until the end of days I live and die - FOR THE HORDE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tordenhov View Post
    They are real! And they're in your base killing all your doodz.

    I wish the gold I earned in-game was credited to my bank account!
    Granted but Blizzard and the IRS put you in jail on various criminal charges and your roommate is a creepy old man that smiles too much.

    I wish when I do TK this week Ashes of Alar will drop and I win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bearfist View Post
    Granted but Blizzard and the IRS put you in jail on various criminal charges and your roommate is a creepy old man that smiles too much.

    I wish when I do TK this week Ashes of Alar will drop and I win!
    Granted but blizzard have made it a grey item that cant be used, and only sold as vendor trash
    I wish Reigns of the ravenlord finaly drops without downsides to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by NuKeIT View Post
    Granted but blizzard have made it a grey item that cant be used, and only sold as vendor trash
    I wish Reigns of the ravenlord finaly drops without downsides to it
    Granted but you didn't say for who it was for and it went to someone else.

    I wish for a taco.

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    Granted but then you develop a serve case of diarrhea.

    I wish I could go to sleep.
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    granted but the pharmacist mistakenly swapped your sleep aid with coma meds.

    I wish for Blood DK's to get titan grip cause it would be cool and OP.

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