Unique Way's Of Asking A Girl(Or Guy) Out

[Nightc2k]

"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word. "

"I like every bone in your body, especially mine. "

"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? "

"Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. "

"Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? "

"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours. "

"If i ask you for sex, would you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?"

Pfft all those lame cheesy lines wont get you anywhere....here's a good one.
"How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, or fertilized?" Or you could just use the one humans use when you type /flirt. "Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day."

[BlueGender]

I am doing this on this day. I can pick you up.

Simple, and unique LAWL.

[Locris]

Does this smell like chloroform?

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the back o' yo head is ridiculous

Yvonne? Thats a french as name gurl.

[Deleted]

Tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed-bag Pnaar wwww.
"Aaargh!"
Hold onto my horns.
"Goat-Booooy!"
Yes my love.
"You're a big old smelly thing."

[Thirdegree]

"Hey, you know how when you're nervous around someone, you're supposed to imagine them in their underwear? Ya, that doesn't work with someone as (good looking/hot/cute/attractive) as you."
Doesn't work so well with strangers, and if you get slapped you misjudged her sense of humor ^.^

Also, I guess not exactly a way of asking someone out.

[PizzaSHARK]

Tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed-bag Pnaar wwww.
"Aaargh!"
Hold onto my horns.
"Goat-Booooy!"
Yes my love.
"You're a big old smelly thing."

I'm not sure I want to know what movie I missed to not recognize that scene.

[Deleted]

I'm not sure I want to know what movie I missed to not recognize that scene.

Comedian, Bill Hicks :P

[Darkdruidelf]

I once did the pussyfoot idea of 'Hey, by the way, you wanna go to the movies sometime?'. To which she replied yes, and then asked who else would be there. I was like, internally, FUUUUUUUUCK.

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Pfft all those lame cheesy lines wont get you anywhere....here's a good one.
"How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, or fertilized?" Or you could just use the one humans use when you type /flirt. "Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day."

Hey, cheesy lines work when used ironically...maybe. I dunno, Ive never tried actually seriously using 'Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?'

[glo]

We all have ask out a girl/guy at lest once in are life.
And so does happens I am going to ask out a girl tomorrow!

But that got me thinking.
Any one can easly just walk up to a girl/guy and go "Hey I like you. Do you want to hang out sometime?"
So I starting to think up unique ways to ask a girl out and I wanted to hear your guys stories!

So whats one unique way you have asked someone out?

The only thing I got was by giving a girl a rose and asking her out to homecoming. Which I got a hearty "No" ^^

Don't try to get overly creative, don't try to strike up potentially awkward conversation before you ask, and don't try to be someone else other than yourself.

Walk up to her, say hello, be honest and direct, and ask her out.

[NatePsy]

Just ask her if she wants to hang out for a day, organize it for a certain day and spend time together, have fun (this will warm her up to you a little.) Ask her out the next time you see her, if she likes you that way she'll say yes, if she doesn't then respect that and move on.

[Darkdruidelf]

Ask her out for a coffe.

Bitches love coffe.

What if you hate coffee, like me?

[Taurenburger]

I once did the pussyfoot idea of 'Hey, by the way, you wanna go to the movies sometime?'. To which she replied yes, and then asked who else would be there. I was like, internally, FUUUUUUUUCK.

´Hmm, you probably don´t know them... But neither do I, so it doesn´t matter´.

Anyways, just ask her to have a drink with you after whatever you did that ´noon. Nothing original, but it works. But I got to know my girl (better) by playing guitar, really. Guitars work apparently.

[Youarefired]

I had this whole elaborate plan thought out about hostages and phone calls of death... but I didn't fancy it as much as I did when I thought of it. So I'm gonna have to say go into her first period class and write HUGLY on the board "HERNAME, will you go to DANCENAME with me? -YOURNAME"

I wouldn't think the teacher would mind. Unless they had something written on the board already.

Personally, I would have done it over the school broadcast considering I was the lead anchor in my high school.

[glo]

I had this whole elaborate plan thought out about hostages and phone calls of death... but I didn't fancy it as much as I did when I thought of it. So I'm gonna have to say go into her first period class and write HUGLY on the board "HERNAME, will you go to DANCENAME with me? -YOURNAME"

I wouldn't think the teacher would mind. Unless they had something written on the board already.

Personally, I would have done it over the school broadcast considering I was the lead anchor in my high school.

Severely embarrassing the girl you want to go out with will not end well.

[Baz]

Not mine personally, but one of my friends sent a girl a relationship request on Facebook. She accepted because she thought he was joking - then she found out he was for real and freaked out, lol.

[The One Percent]

"Don't turn this rape into a murder."

[Youarefired]

Severely embarrassing the girl you want to go out with will not end well.

If she got embarrassed by that then screw her. Only squares get embarrassed!

[eErike]

"Here are my keys, I'll pick 'em up at the coffie shop at [street] tomorrow, see you then"

Worked pretty good, we are realy close friends now, didn't work out as a cupple though

Another one:

Girl lies with her head in my lap, after a while she goes the classic: "Is that something in your pocket or are you happy to be with me?"
"Well, it's actually my phone, but why not go upstairs while we are at it?"

Worked as a charm to <3

[Layuth]

Giver her an endearing gift with a lovely note attached to it. I'd give her a dildo if you're can't think of anything to give, I hear girls like those.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

[Wolfganger]

Please, I haven't had sex in a very, very long time

*pleading look*