Found this, Thought I might as well share. It's pretty good IMO.
You guys could always come visit me :P
"Would you please let me join your p-p-party?
One of these days I'd like to visit England and Australia. Ten bucks says I'd pick up the accent within a couple days.
Don't forget, Kangaroos, Wallabies, Wombats, Koalas, Platypuses, Bogans, Wogs, Gang Members, That Guy From Wolf Creek, Snakes, Spiders, Stonefish, Cone Shells, Empty Shells, Poisonous Crabs, Insects, The Great Australian Bight, The Stinging Tree, Gum Trees, Dust, Uranium, Nuclear Bomb Test Sites, and many, many, many others.