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    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    Granted. Prepare thy anus.

    Skelington wishes he knew everything there is to know.
    Granted but you will find out how you die and go insane.

    I wish for Knaak to never publish a book again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enhanced View Post
    Granted but you will find out how you die and go insane.

    I wish for Knaak to never publish a book again.
    Granted, but he has now been contracted to create every Hollywood production until the end of time.

    I wish for more time in the day.

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    Granted, but he has now been contracted to create every Hollywood production until the end of time.

    I wish for more time in the day.
    Granted, but you are now permanently asleep.

    I wish for a better computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brometheus View Post
    Granted, but you are now permanently asleep.

    I wish for a better computer.
    Granted, but someone forgot to apply the thermal paste correctly, the failsafes fail, and the processor melts. I wish to get straight As next semester. As if that could happen.
    Intruders detected. Primary defense matrix initiated.
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    If I could sleep next to a running vacuum cleaner, I woudn't care. I cannot, therefore, I care.


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    granted, but it was b/c of a mix up in the system that causes the FBI to think you're a hacker and they throw you in prison.

    I wish for PO TAY TOES

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post

    I wish for PO TAY TOES
    Granted, but they were very bad for your stomach O.o


    I wish for my manga's to not get spoiled every week =(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tides View Post
    Granted, but they were very bad for your stomach O.o


    I wish for my manga's to not get spoiled every week =(
    Granted, but now they're only released untranslated from Japanese.

    I wish that I could focus on my work and actually finish something.

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    Granted, but you construct a machine with the sole purpose of stabbing you.

    Skelington wishes for a pet Archaeopteryx that will love him as much as Skelington loves it.

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    sorry bro, but its unlovable :-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikvis View Post
    Granted, but now they're only released untranslated from Japanese.

    I wish that I could focus on my work and actually finish something.
    Granted, but you now hate your craft.

    I wish to be a Komodo Dragon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    Granted, but you construct a machine with the sole purpose of stabbing you.

    Skelington wishes for a pet Archaeopteryx that will love him as much as Skelington loves it.
    Granted, but you hate your pet Archaeopteryx.

    I WISH TO BE A GIANT KOMODO DRAGON

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonicbreak View Post
    Granted, but you now hate your craft.

    I wish to be a Komodo Dragon!
    Granted, a poacher has you already incapacitated and ready to kill.

    I wish for a single pair of socks.
    "Why of course the people don't want war…. But, after all… it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbleedinggums View Post
    Granted, a poacher has you already incapacitated and ready to kill.

    I wish for a single pair of socks.
    Granted, but one gets lost in the dryer.

    I wish I was back in New York.

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    Granted, but they are inside a pair of soaking wet through wellington boots!

    I wish I could go back in time


    edit:damnit, beaten to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbleedinggums View Post
    I wish for a single pair of socks.
    Granted. But they are charred beyond recognition or usability.

    I wish I didn't have to heal baleroc so often.

    EDIT: DAMN double beaten!

    Quote Originally Posted by Suphix View Post
    Granted, but they are inside a pair of soaking wet through wellington boots!

    I wish I could go back in time

    edit:damnit, beaten to it!
    Granted, you are stuck in the middle ages as a farmer.

    ... I wish I didn't have to heal baleroc so often.
    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Ford
    Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why few engage in it.
    This explains a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoomChickn View Post

    Granted, you are stuck in the middle ages as a farmer.

    ... I wish I didn't have to heal baleroc so often.
    Granted, but you lose your raid spot to a trade chat PuG healer.

    I wish I was back in New York.

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    Granted, but the Cloverfield monster appears.

    I wish I was a wizard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agoonga View Post
    Granted, but the Cloverfield monster appears.

    I wish I was a wizard.
    Granted, but every spell you cast somehow always end up beign the exact oposite of what you truly wish.

    I wish I could make people I love love me in return.

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    Granted, but that person will hate you in 24 hours.

    I wish I could have school spirit.

  19. #2639
    granted but now its impossible for you to sit down.

    i wish my limo didnt explode a few pages back.
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  20. #2640
    Granted, now your chauffeur murders you by driving it into a river.

    I wish I could eat and eat and eat and never get fat or full or bored of food or cancer or lose my sense of taste or anything.

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