Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[lukyl]

Granted! But its from IKEA so you have to put it together yourself.

I wish for a free 3D 50+ inch TV

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Granted, a hobo will you give his 20 year old, slime encrusted matras.

I wish for a pony!

Granted! But it has rabies.

[Earl403]

Granted! But its from IKEA so you have to put it together yourself.

I wish for a free 3D 50+ inch TV

Granted, but its littered with dead pixels.

I wish I could solve a rubik's cube.

[lukyl]

Granted, but its littered with dead pixels.

I wish I could solve a rubik's cube.

Granted! But once you solve it it opens a one way portal to a new dimension, and you are sucked in despite any effort to get away.

I wish for the ability to control time!

[Deleted]

I wish for the ability to control time!

Granted, but you will only be able to control a fraction of time, namely hammer time.


I wish for a machine that can produce EVERYTHING, without problems, for free

[Ceradÿn]

Granted, but you will only be able to control a fraction of time, namely hammer time.


I wish for a machine that can produce EVERYTHING, without problems, for free

Granted, but that machine produces so much of everything that you become a horder and die by all your stuff

I wish for a job

[Apphia*]

Granted but the pay is horrid =/

I wish for this awesome PC that can play every game on highest settings for the next 5 years.

[Earl403]

Granted but the pay is horrid =/

I wish for this awesome PC that can play every game on highest settings for the next 5 years.

Granted, but it turns off every 5 minutes to prevent overheating, and you can't disable this feature.

I wish for a real life portal gun. (like in the game Portal)

[lukyl]

Granted, but it turns off every 5 minutes to prevent overheating, and you can't disable this feature.

I wish for a real life portal gun. (like in the game Portal)

Granted! but it has a cooldown of 25 years per portal.

I wish for my own TV show.

[Necrom93]

Granted, but it turns off every 5 minutes to prevent overheating, and you can't disable this feature.

I wish for a real life portal gun. (like in the game Portal)

Granted, but you fire a blue portal at the ceiling and an orange one at the floor, forever leaving you falling.

I wish for the loud-ass Mexicans above my apartment to be silent.

[Diraeqt]

Granted, but you fire a blue portal at the ceiling and an orange one at the floor, forever leaving you falling.

I wish for the loud-ass Mexicans above my apartment to be silent.

Granted, They quiet down and begin dancing and eventually fall through the roof into your apartment

I wish for a pizza

[ambigiouslynamed]

Granted, They quiet down and begin dancing and eventually fall through the roof into your apartment

I wish for a pizza

granted, it kills u

i wish for illidan to come, oh wait this already got corrupted um, i want garrosh dead?

[Ceradÿn]

Granted, They quiet down and begin dancing and eventually fall through the roof into your apartment

I wish for a pizza

Granted, but your pizza gets delivered 25 years later, its cold, and rotten

I wish for sleep

[Strangulate]

Granted, but you will never again awake!

I wish for cookie

[xytech]

Granted, but your pizza gets delivered 25 years later, its cold, and rotten

I wish for sleep

Granted to bad it's endless

I wish for this day to end.

[Earl403]

granted, it kills u

i wish for illidan to come, oh wait this already got corrupted um, i want garrosh dead?

Granted, but he comes back. Death was merely a set back!

I wish everyone turned into Gumby characters.

[Crackleslap]

Granted, but he comes back. Death was merely a set back!

I wish everyone turned into Gumby characters.

Granted, but every one turns against you and murders you horribly!

I wish for a Physiological Mutated Cake under my command!

[Thorfisnson]

Unfortunatey this cake is named Freud and analyzes you.

I wish for a Ferrarri

[Loaf]

granted, but you have to put it together b/c it arrived in pieces

I wish to have gw2 when it comes out

[Jaja]

Granted: But you DL it at 0.1kb/s

I wish to know what happen when we die.

[Loaf]

granted, but that knowledge drives you insane causing you to obsess over a ring and refer to it as the precious.

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