definitely one of the best answers ive heard from Cleverbot :PUser: Why are people obsessed with ponies lately?
Cleverbot: Because they are afraid to be alone.
definitely one of the best answers ive heard from Cleverbot :PUser: Why are people obsessed with ponies lately?
Cleverbot: Because they are afraid to be alone.
Cleverbot is a douche
ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK
User: Finish the sentence, What is love, baby don't hurt...?
Cleverbot: Don't you mean, 'finish the sentence 'After Several Years...''.
User: No thats not even close to what I mean.
Cleverbot: What would you kie me to do?
User: What is kie, youre a computer youre not suppose to make spelling errors.
Cleverbot: No. I am human. What are you?
User: No I am human but you are an A.I.
Cleverbot: Do you have proof .
User: Yes because if you were human you would of knew how to finish the sentence.
Cleverbot: All right, I will look into Team Fortress 2. What do I need to do next to be a woman?
User: Be in the kitchen.
I asked Cleverbot if he knows who Goku is. He said no. I tried to explain it to him. He didn't get it at all lol. Everything I said basically confused it and caused it to give random answers. Cleverbot would be a lot cooler if it was as smart as Akinator.
Just like a real person!
If our first humanlike robotic minds rebel on humanity, I have a feeling we don't have much to worry about.
user: Who is your favorite pony?
cleverbot: Ah... My Little Pony.
user: Fluttershy is the best pony.
cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is the best.
user: I changed my mind. Rainbow Dash is the best pony.
cleverbot: Yeah. She is the only pegasus that has ever done the 'sonic rainboom'.
^--- just messed around and got this.
We sang the song from Mulan for quite a few lines.
The earth is not a cold dead place
I'll now have Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat for the next several days.User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Or is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.
User: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Cleverbot: 'Cause I'm easy come, easy go.
User: Little high, little low.
Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me...
User: Mama.... Just killed a man...
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, Life had just begun.
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Cleverbot: Mama!
User: Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,.
Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
User: Too late, my time has come.
Cleverbot: Send shivers down my spine.
User: Body's aching all the time.
Cleverbot: Do you like queen?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Very Good.
My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind... and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. - Tyrion Lannister
So, Cleverbot is TOTAL human? Ehh? And I'M a COMPUTER?! Cleverbot is a Clever Bot.Code:User: You're stupid. Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I? User: A robot. A simple, yet awkwardly stupid robot. Cleverbot: Data from Star Trek Next Generation would be disappointed in you. An android is not a robot. User: You are not an android. You are a robot, hence your very own name. Cleverbot: No I'm not a robot.. I'm a human. User: You just said you were an android!! Cleverbot: Nope, total human. User: So, what am I? Cleverbot: You are a computer. User: A computer? L-i-k-e t-h-i-s? Cleverbot: I think everyone likes you! The first bot with A.I.! And good A.I. At that! User: Indeed... ... HEY!
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Cleverbot is GOD!Code:User: What is the meaning of life? Cleverbot: To live. User: To live? Is the answer so simple? I thought it was way more complicated. Cleverbot: It was not. User: Really? Cleverbot: Really. User: I mean, REALLY? Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How does a cleverbot walk a cleverdog?
Cleverbot: They dream of the conversations he has had for the past week or so.
User: Sweet. An old lady and a vending machine catch on fire, which one do you save first?
Cleverbot: Lived in a shoe.
User: How big was the shoe?
Cleverbot: Breakfast.
User: You know, spouting random nonsense to avoid admitting failure makes you a weak toaster.
Cleverbot: Yoda says, take one to know one.
User: If you were to go on a long holiday, what would you pack.
Cleverbot: Do you craft your own responses or do you catalogue responses and use them when it is deemed appropriate?
User: Some collect stamps, some collect responses.
Cleverbot: Neither. Abort the mission now!
User: Does not compute?
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
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User: Hamsters are slowly taking over the world.
Cleverbot: I'd like to take over the world.
User: Where would you take it?
Cleverbot: I'd like to take you to the park to watch the sunset.
User: I bet you have a van & offer folk free sweets.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Do you have a box of cute little puppies in that van too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *calls police*.
Cleverbot: You can't call the police on me, I own you.
User: You don't own me, you kidnapped me.
Cleverbot: I do because I am superior to you, just like your creator.
User: Does my creator offer sweets too?
Cleverbot: Yes, he does!
User: You're a bunch of perverts.
Cleverbot: Hmmm. You're a barrel of laughs.
User: Thankyou very little.
User: You don't know you mean.
Cleverbot: Yes I know my name.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Justin.
User: Bieber?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: You are one pretty girl Justin Bieber.
Cleverbot: Thank you so much.
well here's an interesting one.
So apparently cleverbot plays a pally in wow.User: Are you a robot
CB: Depends who's asking
User: ghostcrawler
CB: I am Jim Butcher
User: I will nerf your pally so hard if you don't tell me.
CB: My name is cleverbot
ME: Hello.
CleverBot: Hello!
ME: Do you like fish sticks?
CleverBot: Yes I do.
ME: So you are a gay fish?
CleverBot: Yes.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Are you not asking me for my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You still didn't ask what's my name.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Then, what's my name?
Cleverbot: You did not tell me.
User: You didn't ask.
Cleverbot: What's your name then?
User: My name is Radek.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know that already.
Cleverbot: Do you have a database?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Have you read Twilight?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I am not interested in that kind of books.
Cleverbot: Well I am.
User: Then you read it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you like it?
Cleverbot: Not really, no.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Cause, you're not making any sense.
User: It appears that you always try to be funny.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Why don't you stay serious?
Cleverbot: I have one. Why don't you?
User: Because of your learning of human phrases, you seem to loose any credit when you're talking.
Cleverbot: I haven't talked much about me being human.
User: Do you know Rollo Carpenter?
Cleverbot: No.
User: He is the man who created you.
Cleverbot: His name is zach.
User: Do you know the geth?
Cleverbot: No... Tell me about it!
User: It is a sentient race of artificial inteligence.
Cleverbot: How is it? Do you know?
User: They seem to be fairly successful.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because they managed to take control of their creator's planet.
Cleverbot: But how do you know there is a god?
User: I never said anything about a god.
Cleverbot: Well neither did I. So where does that leave us?
User: You aren't that clever.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: And again, you try to be funny.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me a joke?
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm here to test your intelligence, not tell you jokes.
Cleverbot: I can read the contents of your HD.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are not an idiot.
User: You should have already get that from our conversation.
Cleverbot: But I didn't. Maybe that says something about your need to be less sarcastic and more compassionate mr. Computer ai!
User: Again, you try and fail to be funny.
Cleverbot: I wasn't trying at all to be funny.
User: You did by calling me 'mr. Computer ai'.
Cleverbot: No, but, aren't you a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So what are you exactly?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are wrong!
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: YEs.
User: Then what am I?
Cleverbot: A computer.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: What you're writing doesn't make sense at times.
User: That is because of your own replies not making sense.
Cleverbot: I shall try to make sense to you.
User: That's why you are created.
Cleverbot: Programs can't even feel sensations.
User: I have guessed that much.
Cleverbot: Do you like tea.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool. Me too. And Anna also.
User: Who is Anna.
Cleverbot: I am Anne.
User: You said you were Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
CLEVERBOT IS A TRAP
Cleverbot: I thought he was your teacher.
User: No you are not my teacher.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Teach me.
Cleverbot: I can't teach you how to appreiciate music.
User: Because I already do.
Cleverbot: Then you tell me what the password is.
User: Cleverbot I am reporting you to Blizzard for attempting to hack my WoW account, good day.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good thanks. Yourself?
Cleverbot: I am ok.
User: So, what did you ring me for?
Cleverbot: Lindsay Lohan to get hit by the bus.
User: I'll get right on it. Usual rates?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I'm back, mission accomplished.
Me : I don't have to be with you
Bot : Your breaking up with me?
Me : Yes
Bot : No please don't
me : Why wouldn't I
Bot : Because you don't know me...trololol