Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

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I wish for some tasty food

Granted, but you are forced to eat it outside and just as you are about to dig in a huge bird dropping lands right on the middle of your plate.

I wish for a nice cup of tea. In solitude. With a good book.

[Loaf]

granted, but you are forced to drink outside and just as you are about to take that first sip, a huge bird dropping lands right in the middle of your cup :P

I wish for a new puppy

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granted, but you are forced to drink outside and just as you are about to take that first sip, a huge bird dropping lands right in the middle of your cup :P

I wish for a new puppy

God damn!

Granted, but it is infact a werewolf so for 29 days every month you're stuck with a crying, pooping baby that needs all your attention just so you can get to clean it's diapers. And when it grows up it eats you.

I wish I wasn't allergic.

[HolgerDK]

Granted, but then you are diagnosed with eczema :-/

I wish for a gallon of Cherry Coke.

[gabeo820]

Granted but a cat pissed in it.

I wish for a giant potato.

[Krullthor]

Granted but a cat pissed in it.

I wish for a giant potato.

granted, a 1 ton potato from outerspace lands on and crushes your house

I wish I had an assistant to bring me coffee


edit: wtf, co-worker walks to my desk and asks if i want coffee

[Dyra]

Granted, but the cream had gone sour and used salt instead of sugar. And it's been spat in.

I wish my BF would pick me up after work today.

[FinalDestonaion]

Granted, but the cream had gone sour and used salt instead of sugar. And it's been spat in.

I wish my BF would pick me up after work today.

Granted, but he is a terrible driver. Good luck!

I wish...

[Purifier]

Granted, but he is a terrible driver. Good luck!

I wish...

Granted you're now dead!

I wish for an endless amount of the generic yellow sticky notes.

[Loaf]

Granted you're now dead!

I wish for an endless amount of the generic yellow sticky notes.

granted, but they're only produced when you have a bowel movement :P

I wish for a tasty bacon cheeseburger

[FinalDestonaion]

granted, but they're only produced when you have a bowel movement :P

I wish for a tasty bacon cheeseburger

Granted, but it decides you're tastier and eats you.

I wish to be the very best...that no one ever was...

[Xamota]

Grnated, but you're the only one on the planet.
I wish I could fly.

[Krullthor]

Grnated, but you're the only one on the planet.
I wish I could fly.

granted, you now defy gravity and drift off into space where you choke due to there being no oxygen

I wish I had an amethyst geode big enough to hold a matress and sleep in

[Loaf]

Grnated, but you're the only one on the planet.
I wish I could fly.

granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings burn up and you fall and die :\

I wish for pie

[Professor Oak]

granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings burn up and you fall and die :\

I wish for pie

Granted, however it's filled with the most delicious and exotic fruits that your first bite puts you in a state of pure euphoria, you simply go into cardiac arrest and die
I WISH TO WATERBEND.

[-Zait-]

Granted but you can never be dry again, you'll always be soaked to the bone :P

I wish to have an Apple Cobbler right now..

[Krullthor]

Granted but you can never be dry again, you'll always be soaked to the bone :P

I wish to have an Apple Cobbler right now..

granted, but you notice there is a hole in it
(think American Pie)

I wish I were on a warm sunny beach under a palmtree, sipping on a lovely fesh OJ not bothered by the flu

[Loaf]

granted, but you're bothered by pneumonia :3

I wish for a pet guinea pig

[Deleted]

I wish for a pet guinea pig

Granted. It's 60ft tall and eats you.

I wish I had a good book to read.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you hit your head and can't read no more.

I wish for a new monitor.