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    granted, but they have no amps or anything so it sounds like crap

    I wish for a cake that is not a lie

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted, you find a real cake made up of dog crap, it even has a few candles.

    I wish I could take a day off work.... 3 years and counting of no breaks.
    ~ Never switching off the boss to kill adds and blinking into defile; the story of Swizzle.

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    Never tell the truth if it's going to make you look bad. You tell them you are an officer in Paragon and that you are fluent in Finnish. Then you can say you are used to long grinds and doing whatever it takes to ensure a big finish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mnementh View Post
    Granted, you find a real cake made up of dog crap, it even has a few candles.

    I wish I could take a day off work.... 3 years and counting of no breaks.
    Granted, you fall seriously ill and spend your free day in a hospital room with three other patients, who behave worse than people in LFR.

    I wish I could sleep longer on mornings.

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    granted, but it's only 1 second longer

    I wish for a comfy bed

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted, but it's only 1 second longer

    I wish for a comfy bed
    Granted, but you sleep so deeply in it that you go into a coma.

    I wish for 5:00 to get here a bit faster.

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    Granted, but you sleep so deeply in it that you go into a coma.

    I wish for 5:00 to get here a bit faster.
    Granted, but it remains 5:00 and you are permanently stuck in rush hour traffic.

    I wish I could stop farting...

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    Granted , but the gas will fill your body and damage your organs , making you s*it endlessly.

    I wish to find the TV remote

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    Granted, but the gas buildup makes you explode!

    I wish I could have a perfect cheese pizza, unspoilable in any way, from my favourite pizza place, that I can eat. Beat That!

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    Granted, but the gas buildup makes you explode!

    I wish I could have a perfect cheese pizza, unspoilable in any way, from my favourite pizza place, that I can eat. Beat That!
    Granted, But when they come to deliver it, you dont have enough money to pay for it and they give it to the homeless guy at the end of the road.


    I wish I understood women.

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    (Damn, nice one!)

    Granted, however you develop such a strong smell that women everywhere run away from you. Even people that plug their nose smell it, and if you can't smell you can still smell your stink.

    I wish I could 100% Skyrim.

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    granted, but in the process you become one of those snow elf things(can't remember what they're called in-game)

    I wish for a tomato

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted, but it immediatly goes mmo and 100% becomes an impossibility.

    i wish i could pop and then stop.

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    granted, but it immediatly goes mmo and 100% becomes an impossibility.

    i wish i could pop and then stop.
    Granted, Except you pop like a balloon then stop floating.

    I wish that the next posters wish goes uncorrupted by the following poster.

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    Granted, but i wish for something stupid.

    I wish the next poster would corrupt my wish.

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    Granted, but i wish for something stupid.

    I wish the next poster would corrupt my wish.
    I grant you kittens and happiness and I wish for a pokemon

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    Granted, but then the Pokemon turns against you and slaughters you.

    I wish I could finally get heat seekers in BF3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dwarf Lover View Post
    Granted, but then the Pokemon turns against you and slaughters you.

    I wish I could finally get heat seekers in BF3.
    Granted, but it only recognizes you're on heat signatures.

    I wish for Chocolate that doesn't make you fat that still tastes nice
    Quote Originally Posted by sivenom View Post
    That's like saying I can put my graphics card in my dog's skull and she'll see everything in HD tri-color sparkles. Are you really saying we can upload Rebecca Black intot heir system and scramble their defense turrets? Maybe smack on a Java RNG program and cause their weapons to self destruct. Tell you what aliens, come at me! I know C++!! /endrant


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    Quote Originally Posted by ArchType View Post
    Granted, but it only recognizes you're on heat signatures.

    I wish for Chocolate that doesn't make you fat that still tastes nice
    Granted. Your taste buds change and you're actually eating cat poo.

    I wish I'd get another better paying job with permanent health care even after getting fired/sick.
    i hate people
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    It's a game. It's not real life nor will it ever be. If you want true recognition for being good at something, go play a sport and send us a link to a live stream of you winning the Gold at the next World Olympics. Until then, shut the f*ck up.

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    granted, but your doctor/dentist/whoever you need is a Mexican that barely speaks English and has a questionable PhD

    I wish for pie

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Wish granted, You now have a delicious cherry pie with sprinkles, JUST KIDDING. I ate it all and left you the aluminum tin.

    I wish for more sour skittles. GIVE ME THEM NOW DAMN IT.

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