Cause you fail. That is all.
I'm bored as heck so whatevs, I'ma keep making mindless story for our adventures of SKELINGTON AND GUNNER and maybe some others I dunno!
The two walked for what seemed like hours through the dark cave. Their torches sent off eerie shadows in each direction, fleeing at any sort of light. Skelington had a vague sense of dread, fearing he may never get out of this cave alive. He also wasn't sure if he really liked this butt zombie's company.
"Skeli. Hey. Hey. Skeli. Hey. Skeli. Skeli. SKELI. HEY!" Gunner yelled quickly and constantly.
Skelington responded as quick as he could, but a few heys and skeli's still escaped Gunner's uhhh.... lips. "What?" he asked, turning around to see a tiny kitten in the butt zombie's hands. Skeli let out a slight chuckle at the sight. "That's kinda funny."
"Wat." A mysterious voice echoed through the caves, and it came from neither Skelington or Gunner!
Skeli quickly turned around to see a girl standing at the edge of the darkness. She wore some kind of crazy anime stuff that was really detailed and man you'd just have to see it. "Who are you?" Skeli asked without thinking.
"Weird." the girl said and walked away in the darkness, completely ignoring the question.
Gunner quickly tossed the kitten aside and said "Oh, that's just Remilia."
Skeli's had high hopes for a moment, maybe he was getting out of here! "You know her then?"
The zombie shook his butt. (Which is his head in case you forgot.) "No, she sort of just says one thing and then leaves." Gunner shrugged, and continued walking down the cave. There was some more walking time, blah blah, boring stuff, and then the ground started shaking!
OH MAN LEAVING IT ON A CLIFF HANGER, WHO COULD IT BE NEXT, STAY TUNED NEXT TIME GUYS.
also hey whats up, I'm bored =D
I'm never in these stories
For the same reason everyone cringes when I mention that I have a mac even though I got it for free.
It's just that bad.
That's all? Certainly there were more exciting things happening that you can describe!
Hi.
Because you're dead, silly.
Hey Migi, you better give me a slice. I know where you live.
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I'M BORED AGAIN SO BACK TO PART 3!
The ground shook and tore, knocking Skelington and Gunner over. Gunner's face fell ontop of Skelington and he blushed all kawaii like, although Skeli didn't like that because let me remind you that Gunner is a butt face zombie. The ground before them ripped apart and a strange being appeared from it!
It was a digglett! But this was no ordinary digglett. She had boobs, and crazy muscley arms! Her body poked out of the hole, towering over our two heroes menacingly. She was also a people sized digglett, so there's that. "NONE SHALL GAIN ENTRANCE TO CHAT THREAD," her voice bellowed.
"Chat Thread?" Skelington pondered outloud, pushing Gunner off of him. "We just want to get out, we don't want to go deeper."
"WELL TOO BAD!" Digglett boomed. With her intense veiny arms, she slammed her fist into the cave wall, causing an avalanche of boulders and rocks and other cave things to block where Skeli and Gunner had came from. "To enter the chat, you must prove your worth to me!"
Skelington and Gunner got to their feet and quickly remembered that they had some sort of powers that I didn't mention until now because they were nice guys and didn't want to look like a show off. "All right then," Skeli said, "How about this?!" With some kind of weird anime motion, Skelington brought up a picture of some really messed up shit that I can't describe here. Let's just say there were nipples and end it at that. Now, surely, any normal being would be sickened and unable to fight at such a disgusting sight, but to Skelington's surprise Digglett was unfazed. In fact, she just laughed at it!
In one quick motion, she slapped Skelington to the side and he slammed into the cave wall, all defeated and junk. That was when Gunner realized it was HIS turn to shine! He had the power to like.... call guns. Because he is Gunner Recall. He calls them. So guns appeared from the dark end of the cave and started shooting at Digglett, but she used her massive arms to block the attack. Once the guns ran out of ammo, Digglett emerged from the smoke and fog or whatever to only reveal a few cuts and bruises.
"Very well!" she cried out. "I see you two have what it takes to survive in the Chat Thread! You may pass!" She moved herself to the side, and Gunner and Skelington proceeded to walk by since they had no other options. "By the way, can I come with you guys? My ban is almost over and I'm really bored in this cave."
"I dunno, sure," Skelington shrugged, apparently not in pain anymore after getting slapped into a wall. What a nice guy. So with their new companion, the massive armed and boobed digglett, they carried onward through the cave towards a mysterious place only known as....
THE CHAT THREAAAAAAAAAD.
yaaaaaay.
Last edited by Ms Andry; 2012-02-22 at 09:02 PM.