Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Machriren]

Granted. The computer is a Mac.

I wish I had my legs back

[Daboogyman]

(Warner Bros? Why Warner Bros?)

Granted but it is covered in poisonous spikes and if you touch it the poison will seep into your blood and turn your blood into acid.
I wish for a new computer to replace my shitty computer from 2006.

(I like being oddly specific)
Granted, but the power supply malfunctions and the whole computer is melted into a heap of parts, all non-salvageable and you don't have a warranty.
I wish for blueberry doughnut.

[Karthorn]

Granted. The computer is a Mac.

I wish I had my legs back

Granted, but they are rendered unusable.

I wish Minecraft 360 Edition wasn't technically in Beta.

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(I like being oddly specific)
Granted, but the power supply malfunctions and the whole computer is melted into a heap of parts, all non-salvageable and you don't have a warranty.
I wish for blueberry doughnut.

Granted, but the Doughnut turns you into a Krispe Kreme box.
I wish for the economy would go back to being stable so I wouldn't have to pay over 3 dollars for gas.

[Deleted]

granted but you get caught drink driving and they take your licence away.

I wish the summer would never end

[Blazer21]

granted but you get caught drink driving and they take your licence away.

I wish the summer would never end

Granted, but due to the Summer lasting forever, all the crops in the world burn to ash.
I wish I wasn't a male in heat right now.

[Deleted]

granted but you get caught drink driving and they take your licence away.

I wish the summer would never end

Granted but the summer gets so intense that the whole world heats up, the ice caps melt and the world floods, killing billions.

I wish that stereotypes were never invented and never will be after the effect of this wish.

[Deleted]

Granted but the summer gets so intense that the whole world heats up, the ice caps melt and the world floods, killing billions.

I wish that stereotypes were never invented and never will be after the effect of this wish.

granted instead everyone is judged by genetic testing and you are deemed faulty and shunned by all.

I wish for a threesome with jessica alba and scarlett johansson

[Karthorn]

Granted, but due to the Summer lasting forever, all the crops in the world burn to ash.
I wish I wasn't a male in heat right now.

Men go into heat?

[Deleted]

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granted instead everyone is judged by genetic testing and you are deemed faulty and shunned by all.

I wish for a threesome with jessica alba and scarlett johansson

Granted, but they both turn out to be transvestites.

I wish for eternal beauty

[Daboogyman]

Granted, but they both turn out to be transvestites

I wish for eternal beauty.

Granted, but because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you are only beautiful to yourself.
I wish for a cure for all genetic disorders.

[Karthorn]

Granted, but because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you are only beautiful to yourself.
I wish for a cure for all genetic disorders.

Granted, but in the process, you create a new disorder that turns their body flameable if they are exposed to sunlight.
I wish people would stop asking me where I got my sig. at.

[Maxilian]

Granted, but you only get to see the first 20 minutes then force you to re watch the Green Lantern movie.

I wish for a boyfriend.

Granted, but he betrays you with your brother/cousin

I wish i could have Anything i desire... for free (no Bloodsacrifice, nothing in exchange for those things i desire!!!)

[Daboogyman]

Granted, but he betrays you with your brother/cousin

I wish i could have Anything i desire... for free (no Bloodsacrifice, nothing in exchange for those things i desire!!!)

Granted, but your heart gives out after three days and you die.
I wish that my truck got 30 miles to the gallon.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but the engine explodes with the force of a million suns. You just destroyed humanity, good job.

I wish I wasn't bound by law.

[Skippy88]

Granted but we send you to the moon for you to spend the rest of your lawless days.

I wish people would leave me alone.

[Daboogyman]

Granted but we send you to the moon for you to spend the rest of your lawless days.

I wish people would leave me alone.

Granted, but every animal is now attracted to you in heat.
I wish I lived in Australia so I could surf all year 'round.

[Livic]

Granted, but every animal is now attracted to you in heat.
I wish I lived in Australia so I could surf all year 'round.

Granted, but you now have a shark-attracting odor which is impossible to remove.

I wish I could be well-trained without training.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you now have a shark-attracting odor which is impossible to remove.

I wish I could be well-trained without training.

Granted, but everyone else in the world are much better trained than you, making you seem inferior still.

I wish I never had to wipe after pooping.

[Joben]

Granted, but you now poop out your mouth and it burns like hell.

I wish I could fly.

[Daboogyman]

Granted, but you now poop out your mouth and it burns like hell.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you get struck by lightning and die.
I wish for my graphics card to be here already.