Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Omertocracy]

I wish I had a spaceship with the ability to travel to any galaxy/planet out there.

Granted, but it breaks down half way to your first stop and you die in space.

I wish pizza did not make me fat.

[Binaris]

Granted. you are now too fat to get fatter.

I wish all farts came out as a blue mist.

[Daboogyman]

Granted. you are now too fat to get fatter.

I wish all farts came out as a blue mist.

Granted, but it kills you in the process.
I wish for rain

[FearXI]

Granted, but it kills you in the process.
I wish for rain

Granted but it never stops and eventually drowns you.
I wish for $1,000 in gold coins.

[N-7]

Granted but it never stops and eventually drowns you.
I wish for $1,000 in gold coins.

Granted but it got dropped over you and you died.

I wish all people in the world would walk using their hands.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted but it got dropped over you and you died.

I wish all people in the world would walk using their hands.

Granted. All humans now have their hands where their feet once were and feet where their hands once were.

I wish instead of showering, I could just get clean by thinking about it.

[Skippy88]

Granted but being clean isn't the only thing you can control just by "thinking about it". Soon you start to think some very naughty thoughts and your thrown in jail for the rest of your life.

I wish tomorrow's Def Leppard concert is the best concert ever!!!!

[Kreek]

Granted. However, as soon as it ends the world explodes.

I wish for a wooden stick exactly 6 inches long and 12 centimeters wide. It also needs to have exactly three leaves on the sides of it.

[MathAddict]

Granted. However, as soon as it ends the world explodes.

I wish for a wooden stick exactly 6 inches long and 12 centimeters wide. It also needs to have exactly three leaves on the sides of it.

Granted, however the stick is infested with termites.

I wish I was a big daddy from bioshock.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but the military is called in to kill you, because everyone thinks you're some enemy invasion force.

I wish that the person below me has their wish granted, without any corruption.

[Omertocracy]

I wish that the person below me has their wish granted, without any corruption.

Granted, but their wish is simply to have their wish corrupted.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[FearXI]

Granted, but their wish is simply to have their wish corrupted.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Granted but you didn't wish for anything so you got nothing.

I wish for a talking dog.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it only speaks Sumarian. Good luck understanding that.

I wish that every time somebody jumped, I got ten million USD.

[Deleted]

Granted but you didn't wish for anything so you got nothing.

I wish for a talking dog.

Granted, it won't shut up and sounds like the lovely lady here:


I wish for a cold soda.

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God dammit Val!

You would get them in nickels.

I still wish for a cold soda.

[FearXI]

Granted, it won't shut up and sounds like the lovely lady here:


I wish for a cold soda.

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God dammit Val!

You would get them in nickels.

I still wish for a cold soda.

Granted but there is no way to open it and quickly warms.

I wish for unlimited coffee.

[Daboogyman]

Granted but there is no way to open it and quickly warms.

I wish for unlimited coffee.

Granted, but the coffee tastes like sewage.
I wish for a TARDIS

[FearXI]

Granted, but the coffee tastes like sewage.
I wish for a TARDIS

(I've drank gas station coffee I could stand it...)
Granted but it doesn't work anymore.

I wish for my own TV show.

[Deleted]

(I've drank gas station coffee I could stand it...)
Granted but it doesn't work anymore.

I wish for my own TV show.

Granted, but the tv-show starrs Jersey Shore and you constantly have to hang out around him.

I wish for pokémon to be real.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but the tv-show starrs Jersey Shore and you constantly have to hang out around him.

I wish for pokémon to be real.

Granted. They cause a massive war and destroy the world.

I wish rooms like that were actually possible. to make and walk around, because fuck gravity and all that.

[FearXI]

Granted. They cause a massive war and destroy the world.

I wish rooms like that were actually possible. to make and walk around, because fuck gravity and all that.

Granted but all the steps lead to the same place, a small white room where nothing but you can be.

I wish for a motorcycle.