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  1. #501
    posting in epic thread

  2. #502
    Requires epic Dragon Soul conclusion, where Rhonin is clearly Aggra's baby daddy, the Aspects actually gave up their power because Rhonin is too awesome for them to compete with, the dragon soul was but a simple disc before it was blessed by some Rhonin splooge, and Ultraxion is the only successful twilight dragon because he is actually the result of Rhonin having sex with Sinestra.

  3. #503
    Sorry I haven't updated this for Dragon Soul and MOP. I'm getting ready for a big update, but I've been very busy because my book is coming out. But I will make up for it soon. I got into the Beta this time, so I am sure I'll have tons of clever observations.

    In the mean-time, St. Martin's Press is running a giveaway for my book on Goodreads, which everyone should enter: http://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sh...t-ever-get-old

    Also, I have written something recently about the Mass Effect 3 ending. I tried to post it in the Video Games forum here, but there's just one megathread for ME, so it got buried on page 163: http://biggerthankologarn.blogspot.c...-like-his.html
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    Loved it!!!! Oh man... too good.
    "The Maw's thirst is unquenchable. If it is not fed fresh victims, it will not hesitate to drink from its wielder instead."

  5. #505
    You should do one about Thrall, he's pretty much the new Rhonin

  6. #506
    It's official... Rhonin is the Chuck Norris of World of Warcraft now. :P

  7. #507
    As some of you know, I have a book coming out. I've had a lot of literary success in that arena lately, and it therefore feels unsporting to mock Richard Knaak.

    But those who have followed this thread might be interested to know that I am playing Diablo 3, and also making fun of it.

    http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...3-ACT-1-Part-1

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    Never read this till now. 10/10. You made my night.
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    "Deathwing woke up one morning and ate a banana and a bowl of Total cereal, which his doctor recommended for his colon. Then he tore the goddamn world in half."

    I laughed so hard at that part :') You sir are a genius!

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    I'm at a loss for words. Bravo sir, bravo.

  11. #511
    I think the OP is actually Knaak.

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    It's funny since Knaak makes Rhonin seem insanely powerful. Or was it Kraasus. I cant remember

    Either way, I like Knaaks books so my opinion isn't valid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thassarian View Post
    I think the OP is actually Knaak.
    I doubt it. At no point in the OP did Rhonin tear Sargeras's orbs (see what I did there ueheh) out of his head and play tennis with them.

  14. #514
    not enough references to flaming red hair, not Knaak-y enough.
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    They're greedy soulless monsters for not handing me everything for my 15 moneys a month!

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    Also there isn't a page long paragraph describing every detail of what his elf wife is wearing.

    also, OP couldn't be knaak, since knaak doesn't bother to research anything to do with warcraft before he writes a book, including looking on wow related sites. Just give knaak a setting with elves and/or dragons in and he'll make something from it... oooh, lets introduce him to the eregon universe!

    "Eregon chopped some wood.. and then his long lost never heard of before cousin Rhonin came in, his flaming red hair sweeping in the cold wind as if a wave of fire was swept over the mountains in a bluster of flame and heated passion. The hair was remarkably well groomed, and had a center parting like the finest sharping stone around. Eregon finished.. whatever he was doing and went inside"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    Also there isn't a page long paragraph describing every detail of what his elf wife is wearing.

    also, OP couldn't be knaak, since knaak doesn't bother to research anything to do with warcraft before he writes a book, including looking on wow related sites. Just give knaak a setting with elves and/or dragons in and he'll make something from it... oooh, lets introduce him to the eregon universe!
    think we could trick him into taking Twilight for shits and giggles?
    “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”

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    I have pics of Rhonin having sex with male gnome mages.

    It's a well known fact that Rhonin is a fag.

    It's a shame these authors can make a character seem great, where in fact, in game and by blizz writers is a piece of shit.

    Infracted. Let's keep posts civil, please
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert the fish View Post
    think we could trick him into taking Twilight for shits and giggles?
    no elves or dragons in that, he wouldn't be able to sponge off an original concept. Though he'd probablt introduce some into it, and have a ginger vampire as the one bella actually wants, the other two will be pushed aside for the ginger muff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tekkommo View Post
    I have pics of Rhonin having sex with male gnome mages.

    It's a well known fact that Rhonin is a fag.

    It's a shame these authors can make a character seem great, where in fact, in game and by blizz writers is a piece of shit.
    fag jokes? your using homosexuality as an excuse to bash a character in an overwise fun thread? Thats weak.
    #boycottchina

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    fag jokes? your using homosexuality as an excuse to bash a character in an overwise fun thread? Thats weak.
    It's a thread making a weak character seem OP.

  20. #520
    I'm convinced most people who hate Knaack have never read a single paragraph of his books. They just hate him because it's the cool thing to do.

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