Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Kuniku]

Granted, but every other film/program you watch is just as terribad!

I wish my sandwich would arrive quicker..

[Omertocracy]

Granted, but every other film/program you watch is just as terribad!

I wish my sandwich would arrive quicker..

Granted. Your sandwich is fired out of a large cannon at your face.

I wish my job didn't suck.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted. You're now unemployed, living on the street.

I wish I had an endless supply of butter and jelly sandwiches that just constantly reappeared on my plate when I wanted one.

[Deleted]

Granted. You're now unemployed, living on the street.

I wish I had an endless supply of butter and jelly sandwiches that just constantly reappeared on my plate when I wanted one.

granted, but you suddenly get a case of diabetes and can't eat them anymore.

I wish I had the analytical skills of everyone on the http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...nessByAnalysis combined, together with the luck of everyone on http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BornLucky combined.

[Lyriok]

granted, but you suddenly get a case of diabetes and can't eat them anymore.

I wish I had the analytical skills of everyone on the http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...nessByAnalysis combined, together with the luck of everyone on http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BornLucky combined.

Granted but your crushed by sweet rolls.

I wish I was dragonborn

Why is it I always read this thread as Corrupt-A-Wish-Foundation.

[ghostkitteh]

You are now the dragonborn, but are immediately killed by your local police or SWAT the second you use a shout.

(Because it sounds better.)

I wish I had the ability to convince people to believe or do anything and everything I tell them.

[twinkleblur]

You are now the dragonborn, but are immediately killed by your local police or SWAT the second you use a shout.

(Because it sounds better.)

I wish I had the ability to convince people to believe or do anything and everything I tell them.

granted but you went to tell your worst enemy to disappear and accendentally looked in a mirror

i wish i knew why the back of my leg keeps bleeding.

[Omertocracy]

i wish i knew why the back of my leg keeps bleeding.

Granted. It's cancer.

I wish I had something to drink besides this battery acid here next to me.

[Deleted]

Granted. It's cancer.

I wish I had something to drink besides this battery acid here next to me.

granted. you now got a bottle of horse semen next to you. cheers mate.

I wish there stands a naked night elf next to my bed who wants to pleasure me.

[Skippy88]

granted. you now got a bottle of horse semen next to you. cheers mate.

I wish there stands a naked night elf next to my bed who wants to pleasure me.

Granted but it's a male night elf doing the pleasuring.

I wish this weekend doesn't turn into the weekend from hell (50th Anniversary for my aunt /shivers)

[Deleted]

Granted, but after the weekend you get seedy text messages from your aunts single friends who want to date you.

I wish more movies were made in IMAX format.

[4KhazModan]

Granted, but after the weekend you get seedy text messages from your aunts single friends who want to date you.

I wish more movies were made in IMAX format.

Granted. Now all movies are IMAX and ticket prices skyrocket.

I wish nintendo didn't release to many op event pokemon like Arceus and would just put them in the game normally!

[Lyriok]

Granted. Now all movies are IMAX and ticket prices skyrocket.

I wish nintendo didn't release to many op event pokemon like Arceus and would just put them in the game normally!

Granted but the pokemon franchise becomes no longer profitable and seizes to exist.

I wish I had two walruses taped to my feet.

[Omertocracy]

I wish I had two walruses taped to my feet.

Granted. You now have walrus-looking overweight men permanently attached to your feet.

I wish life didn't suck so much.

[Deleted]

Granted. You now have walrus-looking overweight men permanently attached to your feet.

I wish life didn't suck so much.

granted. it now blows. hard.

I wish Blizzard would waive the fees for paid character transfers from any server to any other server in the week before MoP.

[Nalnik]

granted. it now blows. hard.

I wish Blizzard would waive the fees for paid character transfers from any server to any other server in the week before MoP.

Granted. MoP is now canceled.

I wish I had better luck with drops in Vindictus.

[Temp name]

Granted. MoP is now canceled.

I wish I had better luck with drops in Vindictus.

Granted, but the game crashes every time you open it.

I wish I was Omnipotent, and knew how to control it.

[malefic7]

i wish world peace and safe, or nah! lets try the other way around!

[Omertocracy]

i wish world peace and safe, or nah! lets try the other way around!

Ya gotta corrupt the wish when you make a new one.

Mehman: Granted, but since power corrupts, and you are omnipotent, you are also omnicorrupted. You destroy everything, then spend eternity feeling hollow, searching in vain for something, anything, to fill the void in your soul. Eventually, you consume yourself in an effort to sate your spiritual hunger.

malefic7: You wished for the world to be full of war and completely unsafe? I don't even have to grant this one, it has already been granted.

I wish for a genie who would grant me three wishes, then I used those three wishes to wish for three more genies, and repeated that until I had 559060566555523 (yes that is a multiple of three) wishes. I would then use all those wishes at the same time to recieve oral sex so good that the multiverse implodes.

[Temp name]

Ya gotta corrupt the wish when you make a new one.

Mehman: Granted, but since power corrupts, and you are omnipotent, you are also omnicorrupted. You destroy everything, then spend eternity feeling hollow, searching in vain for something, anything, to fill the void in your soul. Eventually, you consume yourself in an effort to sate your spiritual hunger.

malefic7: You wished for the world to be full of war and completely unsafe? I don't even have to grant this one, it has already been granted.

I wish for a genie who would grant me three wishes, then I used those three wishes to wish for three more genies, and repeated that until I had 559060566555523 (yes that is a multiple of three) wishes. I would then use all those wishes at the same time to recieve oral sex so good that the multiverse implodes.

Granted, but you had to use a wish on imortality along the way, so you'll be forever stuck in nothingness.

I wish for my own pocket universe.