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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but...you know how the saying goes.

    I wish I had an infinite amount of money in every single currency.
    Granted...but it is all packed inside your house...with you inside and packed so tightly you cannot get out.

    I wish I had my own private island in the Bahamas!

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    Granted, but the island is so small that you can barely even stand on it.

    I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
    These aren't the spoilers you're looking for.

    Move along.

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    Now, Waaldo is prepared to look for this person like Prince Charming testing everyone to see just how bad their psychological disorder is if their foot fits in the glass slipper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waaldo View Post
    Granted, but the island is so small that you can barely even stand on it.

    I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
    granted bt your promotion is tomorrow and its a first come first serve basis

    i wish i was lvl 90 in mop already
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    sometimes when im alone i like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend im a slug
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    I like to glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend I'm a T-Rex.

  4. #4384
    Quote Originally Posted by Obby View Post
    granted bt your promotion is tomorrow and its a first come first serve basis

    i wish i was lvl 90 in mop already
    Granted, however your account has been hacked and Blizz can recover your Characters, but not your gear or gold....so you are level 90 naked and broke!

    I wish my wife could cook without burning everything!

  5. #4385
    Granted, she's now a perfect cook that only cooks human for dinner.

    I wish I had a magical pet floating head that I could fly around the universe with.



  6. #4386
    Granted, but the head is really annoying and never shuts up.

    I wish I had photographic memory.
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  7. #4387
    Granted, you can now perfectly memorize photographs. However, unless you see something in a photograph, you are completely unable to retain any sort of memory or knowledge about it.

    I wish I had perfect teeth.



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    Granted, according to my sense of perfection, you now have teeth with the same size of fingers.

    I wish I could be a Jedi. :P

  9. #4389
    Granted, you're now a mediocre Jedi located at the Jedi temple in Coruscant, unfortunately the date also happens to be 19 BBY.

    I wish that I could teleport wherever I wanted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    Granted, you're now a mediocre Jedi located at the Jedi temple in Coruscant, unfortunately the date also happens to be 19 BBY.

    I wish that I could teleport wherever I wanted.
    Granted - but you can only use it once per week.

    I wish I had a job
    Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
    The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    Granted, you're now a mediocre Jedi located at the Jedi temple in Coruscant, unfortunately the date also happens to be 19 BBY.
    What's this BBY thing? D:


    Granted Tyrant! Now you work at the Zoo, cleaning crapp on the elephants, taking care of their babys, and feed them 6 times a day. Enjoy! :P


    I wish I had a Lamborghini!

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    Granted, but you get the one in the middle.



    I wish I didn't have to work today.
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  13. #4393
    Granted, you're fired.

    I wish I was a large Tarantula.

    What's this BBY thing? D:
    It's a date thing (stands for Before the Battle of Yavin), and 19 BBY is when the Jedi purge occurred. :3
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    It's a date thing (stands for Before the Battle of Yavin), and 19 BBY is when the Jedi purge occurred. :3
    Ah ok! Thank you, I really had no idea. :b


    Granted! You're a pink tarantula now! With rainbows over your head, you're supper furry, your head is bigger than the rest of your body and that's it!

    I wish the water was truly transparent!

  15. #4395
    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    It's a date thing (stands for Before the Battle of Yavin), and 19 BBY is when the Jedi purge occurred. :3
    Honestly, the Sacking of Coruscant or any of the other dozens of purges would probably be worse for a mediocre Jedi.

    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Ah ok! Thank you, I really had no idea. :b


    Granted! You're a pink tarantula now! With rainbows over your head, you're supper furry, your head is bigger than the rest of your body and that's it!

    I wish the water was truly transparent!
    Granted, you're now transparent, but the government abducts you.

    I wish I owned a successful haunted house that was open year round.



  16. #4396
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Honestly, the Sacking of Coruscant or any of the other dozens of purges would probably be worse for a mediocre Jedi.



    Granted, you're now transparent, but the government abducts you.

    I wish I owned a successful haunted house that was open year round.
    Granted, unfortionately the ax murderer decides to take your life and the Hanibal Lector imposter cooks you for dinner.

    I wish I could lose weight as I played wow.

  17. #4397
    Honestly, the Sacking of Coruscant or any of the other dozens of purges would probably be worse for a mediocre Jedi.
    Probably, but I can think of a lot of things that could be worse for a mediocre Jedi. ^^

    I wish I could lose weight as I played wow.
    Granted, your computer is now powered by a treadmill.

    I wish I had a rocket made of pure carbon that could smash through planets.
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    Granted, but then you step on a lego shortly after your wish.

    I wish I can survive without food, water, and air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pud'n View Post
    Granted, but then you step on a lego shortly after your wish.

    I wish I can survive without food, water, and air.
    Granted, but now you run on gasoline...and sorry to say you aren't the most econimical

    I wish I could find this damned key I lost today!

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    Granted, but they key is broken.

    I wish I was dancing in the moonlight.
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