Laughed WAY too fucking hard at this.
Mountains rise in the distance stalwart as the stars, fading forever.
Roads ever weaving, soul ever seeking the hunter's mark.
It's easier to follow this link rather than posting the images. So view it.
Lol, 4chan at work again I see. From your link I then found this link, but it's probably NSFW hence why I'm linking to it and not pasting the actual picture here.
Oh my, I laughed more than I should have. xD
That's not NSFW, at all, but I get why you would think it is, some people are stupid and report these images for no real reason.
It's made in Chi.. ahm, USA, that's why it's going to hold.
Go Go Go Dogs!!! GO!!
Yay!