Get more friends or get out of whatever horrible mentality/region/bracket you have for soloqueuing. Or just don't play if you can't. I don't get to play some solo queue nearly as often as I'd like to because I obviously won't ever turn down a request to play with someone else. And while I prefer playing with friends I still like an occassional solo queue, and where I am they're enjoyable most of the time. Except when I queue USE when EU times are too long, then not quite as often... I don't know what it is, but the skill disparity between players and the amount of ragers and players with ego issues seems higher there, definitely worse than the occasional CIS player who might not speak English that well but probably can play just fine if left alone.
And by the way, since you hated on Visage and Familiars not too long ago... back then I defended him and only had like 3 games played on him since the DotA days when he summoned and army of bats and Soul Assumption was passive. I've played quite a few games on him the past few days and I've wrecked shit in most of them, even if my play hasn't been particularly amazing. Latest or second latest game I was solo offlane against carry+support+jungler and went 6-0 in 10? minutes and godlike later on and won the game at 15-1 despite the relentless feeding by my friends. (Admittably they weren't all that good because one of my friends wouldn't log his real account.) Nothing like picking off enemies left and right with the shitty bats that don't do damage. And I don't think I haven't lost more than 4 or 5 of them in a game yet.