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    Granted, but no more Kpop is made.

    I wish I had a sausage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFurry View Post
    Granted, but no more Kpop is made.

    I wish I had a sausage.
    Granted his name is Bill.

    I wish I could travel back in time.

  3. #5263
    Granted, but you can only travel back 52.18 years at a time, and can't travel forward.

    I wish I knew why Fear wanted to time travel.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you can only travel back 52.18 years at a time, and can't travel forward.

    I wish I knew why Fear wanted to time travel.
    granted you get stuck traveling with him

    I wish for 42 18 year old virgin girl teen super model slaves

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    Granted, but they all have all possible STD's, and die in a freak bus accident tommorow.

    I wish for unlimited wishes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    Granted, but they all have all possible STD's, and die in a freak bus accident tommorow.

    I wish for unlimited wishes.
    granted but you die in a nuke blast 5 mins later.

    I wish for the power of the cosmos!

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    Granted you explode in a BIG BANG! get it?

    I really wish the nyan cat could have come to save the planet of kittehs i cant believe nobody thought to summon him with the light of pop tartia! for shame all of you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted you explode in a BIG BANG! get it?

    I really wish the nyan cat could have come to save the planet of kittehs i cant believe nobody thought to summon him with the light of pop tartia! for shame all of you!
    granted. he could, but the ways of the feline speciment of the nyan race are unfathomable for any mere mortal to understand.

    I wish I could do anything anyone in any fictional or non-fictional universe could do in my normal form.

  9. #5269
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. he could, but the ways of the feline speciment of the nyan race are unfathomable for any mere mortal to understand.

    I wish I could do anything anyone in any fictional or non-fictional universe could do in my normal form.
    granted but you lose control and explode in a storm of blood and guts!

    I wish for my own female night elf servant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krunksmash View Post
    granted but you lose control and explode in a storm of blood and guts!

    I wish for my own female night elf servant.
    granted, but it's a Fe-male, as in Iron Man.

    I wish that all diseases, sicknesses and deformities on Earth are cured this instant.

  11. #5271
    Granted, a cure is invented for all diseases but the resources to make the cure are extremely extremely rare and for every 100,000 people that have a certain disease, only 1 cure is available. As a result there are huge violent riots and fights over who deserves the cures and who doesn't.

    I wish I had herculean strength.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    I wish I had herculean strength.
    Granted, but you are now so massive you cannot fit through normal sized doorways or fit into standard automobiles.

    I wish winters in Canada were warm.
    "The Maw's thirst is unquenchable. If it is not fed fresh victims, it will not hesitate to drink from its wielder instead."

  13. #5273
    Granted, they're so warm, you can't go outside during the day or you melt.

    I wish it was snowing harder.



  14. #5274
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, they're so warm, you can't go outside during the day or you melt.

    I wish it was snowing harder.
    granted we have a new iceage.

    I wish venus was habitable

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    Quote Originally Posted by krunksmash View Post
    granted we have a new iceage.

    I wish venus was habitable
    Granted, but it becomes unbalanced and spins out of our solar system.

    I wish to go back in time and buy up Microsoft stocks.

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    Granted. Except you start travelling down the wrong trouser leg of time, and Apple becomes the dominant force in the world of computing, crushing Microsoft before it could ever take off.

    I wish for some fluffy socks to wear. My feet are cold.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    lol this thread is great

    10/10
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  18. #5278
    Granted, But theres a black widow in your sock and it bites you, thinking nothing of it, lose your feet in amputation and can no longer wear socks.

    I wish to have the money to start a business.

  19. #5279
    Granted, but you get robbed and are left with no money what so ever.

    I wish I could be an earth bender.

  20. #5280
    Granted, but upon practicing your new found skill you are belived to be a danger to society and forever imprisoned in a 4x6x7 plastic prison suspended in air with not nearby earth to bend.

    I wish to be an avatar, blue people, not the little boy.

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