1. #5321
    Granted. You are now as smart as a fictional character, and are now a fictional character, trapped inside a TV, with nothing entertaining to do. Ever.

    I wish I didn't have to go to jury duty today.

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    Granted. But because you didn't show, the courts make an example of you and throw you into jail for 2 weeks.

    I wish someone else (that isn't me) had jury duty instead of Icedwarrior.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    Granted but now Peter Griffin is on the jury deciding the fate of the Giant Evil Chicken with his assault case.

    I wish Brian and Lois would finally get it on.

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    Granted but you get into a major car accident the day before the episode is shown and go deaf and blind.

    I wish there was no such thing as soda.
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    Granted but without the abundant source of caffeine and sugar everyone has no energy and the world never wakes up.

    I wish PETA would get tossed into a vat of meat by-products while wrapped in a fur lined blanket.

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    Granted, but they drown, you get blamed and you get life in an eco-terrorist prison.

    I wish I could stop procrastinating and get on with what I need to be doing.

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    Granted you die.

    I wish it wasnt so easy to kill the previous poster,i feel somewhat.....happy?

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    Granted, I have returned to life and will haunt you for the rest of your days.

    I wish I wasn't now an undead bound to this mortal plane for all eternity.

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    Granted but your mortal life is spent wandering a plane populated by nothing but My Little Pony statues and Justin Bieber clones.

    I wish they would legalize killing of every stupid celebrity in Hollywood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    Granted but your mortal life is spent wandering a plane populated by nothing but My Little Pony statues and Justin Bieber clones.

    I wish they would legalize killing of every stupid celebrity in Hollywood.
    granted. all stupid celebrities move to new york, where it's illegal.

    i wish they release a decently ported GTA5 for PC instead of the badly optimized crap we usually get.

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    Granted but with the improved gameplay and graphics you're forced to drive a Yugo the entire time.

    I wish the man who invented Guinness beer would be granted knighthood, sainthood and "The Man" status.

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    Granted. However he reveals that part of the recipe for Guinness involves cat's piss and every employee at the factory spitting into the vats.

    I wish I had a bottle of ice cold vodka and some orange juice.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

  13. #5333
    Granted, but you can't actually drink it.

    I wish I ruled the world.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you can't actually drink it.

    I wish I ruled the world.
    Granted, but the world is only you because of zombies.

    I wish cable had no commercials.

  15. #5335
    Granted, but it only plays a new TV show that stars Flow (from the car insurance commercials). A fate worse than death.

    I wish I wasn't sleepy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but it only plays a new TV show that stars Flow (from the car insurance commercials). A fate worse than death.

    I wish I wasn't sleepy.
    Granted but it's permanent so your always awake. Without sleep though your brains slowly but surely stops working.

    I wish I didn't have to babysit on Thursday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skippy88 View Post
    Granted but it's permanent so your always awake. Without sleep though your brains slowly but surely stops working.

    I wish I didn't have to babysit on Thursday.
    Granted, but instead of you a total stranger will take your place.

    I wish I could get a proper education.

  18. #5338
    Granted, but you can't actually find a job.

    I wish I had $1,205,836,295.98, in $1 bills.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you can't actually find a job.

    I wish I had $1,205,836,295.98, in $1 bills.
    Granted, too bad it all is useless and has no value.

    I wish space travel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted, too bad it all is useless and has no value.

    I wish space travel.
    granted, but its fake.

    I wish for less childish people online & at public places.

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