Your Favorite WoW joke or emote

[hiragana]

The tauren male flirts are quite disturbing, in a funny kind of way. The male belf jokes and flirts are hilarious too, "You know what I love about your eyes? When I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection" I literally lold so hard when i heard that the first time. The undead ones are great too.

[ngc2440]

All these new cultures are so confusing! Today, someone complimented me on my 'padonkadunk.' What is that? Elvish?

So I was talking to this tauren the other day.. No, I mean a worgen.. I.. No.. Wait, which one's a cow and which one's a dog? Ugh! All the talking animals are STUPID!

Both female pandaren. <3

[LocNess]

Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[BeastmasterGuardian]

All these new cultures are so confusing! Today, someone complimented me on my 'padonkadunk.' What is that? Elvish?

So I was talking to this tauren the other day.. No, I mean a worgen.. I.. No.. Wait, which one's a cow and which one's a dog? Ugh! All the talking animals are STUPID!

Both female pandaren. <3

The Tauren/Worgen one makes me laugh since I am worgen

[Amirila]

Pandaren female:
"If you shoot for the stars and hit the moon, do not be ashamed, for you have aspired to greatness.... And the moon had it coming."

Makes me laugh every time ^.^

[Luko]

"It is said; Elephant tusk cannot grow from a dogs mouth... but you can get it in there. Little glue, piece of tape. It's fine... maybe a rubberband."

[Bluesftw]

killing a gnome is always a good fun , watching gnome death animation

[Doktor Faustus]

Catetaker Alen, Light's Hope Chapel - EPL

"The what-bringer? Oh, ASHbringer? Never heard of it ... What? Stop bothering me!"
"And then the Tauren said, '13 INCHES'"
"I don't get paid enough for this bull excrement!"
"Hey! Do you like the sauce? The sauce is good, no?"
"Just sit right back and you'll hear a ta... *hic* a tai... *hic* a taiiii *hic* Damnit!"
"I can't take these taxes! F.I.C.A. me? F.I.C.A. YOU!"
"I come from the land down under... where women plague and men sunder."
"I should have taken the translucent pill."

[Orangetai420]

The old troll one that got removed: " I kill 2 dwarves in the morning, I kill 2 dwarves in the night. I kill 2 dwarves in the afternoon en then I feel alright. I kill 2 dwarves in times of peace I kill 2 in times of war, I kill 2 dwarves before I kill 2 dwarves and then I kill some more."

Thats it as far as my memory goes

Wow this is amazing, I never knew that. Too bad they removed it, Sublime reference FTW!!

[MasterHamster]

"Moo, you happy now?"

[Tomana]

Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Damn, you beat me to it.

[Failmuffins]

/flop

Nothing like picturing your character flopping around like a Magikarp.

[dokilar]

my favorite would have to be the human joke about the lord of the rings. however if i want to really get a good laugh ill fire up the warcraft 3 map editor and listen to the npc's pissed off emotes.

[Zuben]

The long-since removed troll joke about killing dwarves, "Moo. Are you happy now?" and "Don't you wish your girlfriend was Hot. Like. Me?"

[Nanaboostme]

/incoming
/charge
//roll

[blackblade]

"Yes they're real.. They're not mine, but they're real!"

Best joke ingame imo :P

Not quite.

Undead male flirt:

"Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
I'm dead and colorblind."

[Lethey Alexandros]

"Yes, they are real and they can cut glass." - Draenei Female.

"You look like you have lost weight, That is terrible, have a dumpling!" - Male Pandaren.

"It is said, if you can not beat, join them. I say if you can not beat them, eat them! cause they will be expecting you to join them so you will have the element of suprise." Male Pandaren.

[BeastmasterGuardian]

"It is said, if you can not beat, join them. I say if you can not beat them, eat them! cause they will be expecting you to join them so you will have the element of suprise." Male Pandaren.

This made me laugh.

[Exorte]

"It is said, to fear is human... *laughs* stupid humans."

[Justignoreme]

"It is said, to fear is human... *laughs* stupid humans."

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I really do like the Pandaren ones.

"How deep would the oceans be without sponges? Meditate on this."

"you look like you've lost some weight... that's terrible! have a dumpling!"