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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceleaf View Post
    7) You have bad hygiene and can smell you from there
    8) You have shirt that says something she might like/know/hate
    9) She wants to fuck nope. seriously. No.
    10) You breathe/sneeze/yawn heavily/constantly
    11) You have zipper open
    12) She's planning on killing you
    13) You dress really weird or cool
    14) She's trying to have a staring contest with you and you're being a dick and not responding

    I'm gonna have to go with 6), I did it all the time.



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    shes a Fembot and her targeting systems are not quite zeroed in on you yet. Just keep one eye on her breast's for suddenly sprouting cannon's

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    She must be a secret CIA agent set to protect you since you are the secret son of the president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anaxie View Post
    call her a bad girl from across the room and hope she can read lips. If she continues to stare you are a winner.

    ill do that if someone films it and puts it on youtube
    Milk was a bad choice.


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    She's trying to make your head explode with her mind.
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    She must be a secret CIA agent set to protect you since you are the secret son of the president.
    You mean guy who is half-werewolf, half-caterpillar, half human raised in canadian culture and son of president of US of A

    Quote Originally Posted by Siggma View Post
    shes a Fembot and her targeting systems are not quite zeroed in on you yet. Just keep one eye on her breast's for suddenly sprouting cannon's
    And she is fembot. You two would make perfect couple

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    She's looking at your laptop screen, wondering why you're posting threads on MMO-champion asking about her when you could just turn around and get the information straight from the source!

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    1000 years ago your past self murdelated her father and shes come from the future in a time machine from ancient china to destroy your dynasty of robo rats O_O
    "I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
    "so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon

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    she's wondering if you need more hot pockets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mionelol View Post
    She obviously wants your photo
    oh you guys

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    this thread has gone off topic.



    Milk was a bad choice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    this thread has gone off topic.



    see he does have a dynasty of robo rats @_@
    "I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
    "so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon

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    Thats quite a big pimple you got there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mionelol View Post
    She obviously wants your photo
    Hehe this was a nice one.

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    She's got a lady-boner for you bro.

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    1. She thinks you're attractive
    2. She thinks you look goofy
    3. You look like someone she knows, or has met before, but she can't remember your name or where she saw you.
    4. She's teasing you
    5. She wants to have a staring competition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    1) There is something on your face.
    2) You look weird.
    3) There's something on your head.
    4) She remembers you from somewhere, but can't quite put her fingers on it.
    5) She likes you.
    6) You were sitting right across from her and she's bored and staring blankly straight ahead.

    Personally I'll go with 6), this being class and all.

    I'm going to go with 6) as well. Stop watching romantic comedies, people.

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    In Highschool I thought a boy was staring at me. I swore every single class he would sit there and glance at me every so often. This went on for months and I was sure he liked me.

    Then one day my friend asked why I kept staring at him, and I realized I actually liked him and I was the one staring at him. He was probably the one wondering why I was staring. It amused me, and also saddened me.

    Perhaps your case is something similar. The mind justifies silly things when you want something.
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    Option 6 from Semaphores list or Eagleowl Mages thing seems the most likely. But theirs a 100 or so reasons one person can be looking in a specific direction. Do you always sit in the same spot, maybe she's not even looking at you. Maybe their is an interesting picture on the wall that is on the other side of you. To many reasons to list for sure. Only way to know the real reason would be to talk to her.

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    Oh it's you with these kind of threads again.

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