Do you like cuddling?

[Xanjori]

You're saying it'd be better to have a little obdigore?

Honestly Im not planning on having kids, my GFs got a daughter who is pretty awesome, but what the hell if she ever goes near tobasco on penii Ill cry myself to sleep.

[Kerath]

I'm calling it quits for the night. I'm glad we could have a decent conversation at the end of this wild and sordid night. I'm 8 hours past a reasonable bed time, so I bid you all farewell. Thanks for the laughs, the insight, and the depravity. Take care.

Sleep well

Maybe they thought it would be hot.

Ba-dum-tish!

[Reg]

Why anyone would try putting Tabasco sauce on their genitals is completely beyond me.


And that was another sentence I never, ever envisaged myself using.

She liked spicy food so thought it would be a good taste -.-

[Xanjori]

Reminds me of when you get Deep Heat on your balls, that one time by accident. After which it never happens again.

[Rukentuts]

Ba-dum-tish!

Knee-slappers are pretty much my standard of humor. Probably why I grind peoples' gears.

[Taurenburger]

Oh god, this thread goes places, like the "post an image of yourself" when it was still fresh-ish.

Also, my girl bribes me "no cuddles, no sex". I still fall for it...

[Reg]

Reminds me of when you get Deep Heat on your balls, that one time by accident. After which it never happens again.

I imagine Deep Heat is like our IcyHot, and if so I have done that too. Pulled a hamstring muscle and was rubbing the IcyHot in after a shower and accidentally got some on a bad area...

[Xanjori]

I imagine Deep Heat is like our IcyHot, and if so I have done that too. Pulled a hamstring muscle and was rubbing the IcyHot in after a shower and accidentally got some on a bad area...

Yeah it would be your IcyHot from the sound of that...one time, and then you never make that mistake again.

[PizzaSHARK]

Yeah it would be your IcyHot from the sound of that...one time, and then you never make that mistake again.

It actually feels really good for like 30 seconds and then it's nonononononononononononoNONONONONONOOHGODNO

[Wildtree]

Everyone loves cuddling with wieners.

How do you cuddle with this: ???



Or do you mean that:



Both are Wiener....

[Rukentuts]

How do you cuddle with this:

Clearly that's the type of wiener I want in my mouth.

[Kerath]

Knee-slappers are pretty much my standard of humor. Probably why I grind peoples' gears.

That's fine. I appreciate that kind of humour.

Clearly that's the type of wiener I want in my mouth.

*cackle*

[Wildtree]

Clearly that's the type of wiener I want in my mouth.

lol..... But yeah... They taste awesome, given they are original from Germany.
Unfortunately, they are not easy to get here. I know a couple online sources tho, where to buy em, and they are damn close.

Fun fact. they are not called that in Austria.. Wien - Vienna. I dunno how the US ended up adopting the German word for these sausages. Cause even in Germany they are also called Frankfurter. Depends on the region.

[Rukentuts]

lol..... But yeah... They taste awesome, given they are original from Germany.
Unfortunately, they are not easy to get here. I know a couple online sources tho, where to buy em, and they are damn close.

I don't like the ones with the hard tubes on the outside though. They're kinda bleh; but alas I am a picky eater :/

[flavie]

i like cuddling, but not too long. What i absolutely cannot stand is having my gf's face like a few inches from mine, looking into my eyes or w/e. that's just weird for me lol Different when u kiss ofc

I do not feel the need to constantly have cuddle sessions, just lying against eachother in the couch, watching tv is generally enough for me, or a quick spooning before falling asleep (which i can't do while spooning btw lol...)

Cuddling right after sex is a huge no no for me tho, leave me alone then

So i guess i'm not as cuddly as a lot of guys here

[Wildtree]

I don't like the ones with the hard tubes on the outside though. They're kinda bleh; but alas I am a picky eater :/

There, in case you want some: http://www.stiglmeier.com/

[Rukentuts]

There, in case you want some: http://www.stiglmeier.com/

Eh...I'm always wary of new (and foreign) food. Like a monogamist, I like sticking with wieners I love.

[Sam the Wiser]

Where is the option for never cuddled because I'm forever alone!

[Deleted]

I might have to go with "No" in general, since I've found them to be infuriating since I was a kid. "Hate" is too strong of a word, I just simply find them to be uncomfortable.

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EVERYONE that complained about being Foreveralone.jpg were also screaming after cuddles. So that doesn't mean anything at all.

[semaphore]

I... don't know, really. I'd just rather have a little girl than a son. I can't find any rational reason in what passes for my brain to prefer a daughter over a son.

Little girls are always better. That's just a fact of the universe. Which sounds incredibly dirty.

Little girls are adorable I guess, up until their teenage years anyway

Semaphore is adorable for all age groups! As long as nobody cuddles me against my will...

She liked spicy food so thought it would be a good taste -.-

I actually hate eating anything spicy... But is that how you experienced tabasco trauma "first hand"