Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Xanjori]

Granted, however you cant stop moving at the speed of light.

I wish my socks were clean

[Kasierith]

Granted. And everyone knows that fire is the best cleanser.

I wish the voices would stop speaking to me.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, now they poke you with random objects twice a minute, never repeating the same object until they've used everything else that can be used to poke you with.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Xanjori]

Granted, I puke up the cookie I just ate for you.

I wish I'd cooked my dinner better.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. I ate your delicious dinner.

I wish my fingers didn't hurt.

[Deleted]

Granted. I ate your delicious dinner.

I wish my fingers didn't hurt.

Granted. But rest of your arms hurt instead.

I wish I was a Jedi.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Darth Vader is currently telling you how he's your father, and letting you fall into pits. Or something, I haven't watched any Star Wars.

I wish my iPod's battery wasn't dead, but was instead fully functional (just as the entire iPod would be).

[Akshak]

Granted but it now becomes self aware, deleting all your cool, preferred music and replacing it with Miley Cyrus, One Direction and Susan Boyle.

I wish Mother Nature wouldn't be so damn fickle and change so rapidly (she's giving me weather migraines).

[Blueobelisk]

I wish Mother Nature wouldn't be so damn fickle and change so rapidly (she's giving me weather migraines).

Granted. It's always.....*not sure which scale to use since your Location is weird* freezing cold 20 degrees Fahrenheit (like -15 degrees Celsius) where you live, it's constantly snowing heavily and it always sticks to the ground and there's always also ice on the floor so walking/driving is a pain in the ass. But don't worry, this weather never changes.

I wish Iced wasn't developing arthritis. (Since his fingers hurt. Duhhh. Trust me, I'm a Doctor.)

[Akshak]

Granted but he develops the reverse side of arthritis and his joints are constantly moving with no resistance at all and never slowing down or stopping.

I wish Blueobelisk wasn't such a cynical, fuddy-duddy.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, Blue is no longer cynical or old fashion. In fact, he somehow gained access to clothes and a language that should exist for 200 years, because of how new fashioned he is. The timeline breaks, turning you (Akshak) into a potato.

I wish I got more than four hours of sleep, but less than nine.

[Kalyyn]

Granted, Blue is no longer cynical or old fashion. In fact, he somehow gained access to clothes and a language that should exist for 200 years, because of how new fashioned he is. The timeline breaks, turning you (Akshak) into a potato.

I wish I got more than four hours of sleep, but less than nine.

4.0001 hours it is then!

I wish I wasn't in business law class right now.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you're now in my Techno-Magic class, and I'm about to test a random teleportation device on you.

I wish I knew where Kalyyn went.

[Tyranitar]

Granted. You do know now but wish you didn't.

I wish the whole world was an utopia.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but the utopia never really became a true utopia; it became corrupted, just as Rapture was in BioShock.

I wish for Cyberpunk 2077 to be out sooner than 2015 (and, of course, be a great game, that is fully polished, and all that).

[Dvaldin]

Granted, but Cyberpunk 2077 is released in 1870 before the invention of computers, no one knows what it is, and it is discarded and forgotten.

I wish I had a piece of chocolate.

[Kalyyn]

Granted, but Cyberpunk 2077 is released in 1870 before the invention of computers, no one knows what it is, and it is discarded and forgotten.

You didn't make a wish.

I wish you'd made a wish.

[Liagala]

Granted, he did. It just got edited in after your post, making your wish seem to make no sense. (I love it when wishes corrupt themselves!)

I wish the solution to a moral dilemma I've been pondering would come to me, and be one that I like.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. The solution to said moral dilemma is to eat a baby. Whole. You may like it, but society doesn't.

I wish Liagala didn't just eat a baby.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, instead, Liagala just ate you, angering Rise and Colonel Spot, causing them to declare war on Boston.

I wish more people used Mynta-Made avatars and sigs.