Chat thread v2.0

[Reg]

I think Id have originally placed you at 28-30

I was thinking 18 and recently discovered orgasms... Right?!

[Xanjori]

I was thinking 18 and recently discovered orgasms... Right?!

Haha, maybe

[semaphore]

Its alright though, you managed to place me a good few years older than I actually am :P

What, 25?

I was thinking 18 and recently discovered orgasms... Right?!

Not that recent! Only took me like 5 years.

[Xanjori]

What, 25?

IIRC you reckoned I was born in 85 too or something, trying to make me all old. And for a short while at least Im still 24.

[Reg]

What, 25?




Not that recent! Only took me like 5 years.

Took you 5 years to discover orgasms? Is your wrist ok?

[semaphore]

If only I was that close to 16 lol

But... why else would they be sad

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Took you 5 years to discover orgasms? Is your wrist ok?

I didn't do it for 5 years straight...

[PizzaSHARK]

Edit: INB4 PizzaSHARK asks: Is that your rank, Kerath

If I had been present, of course my response would've simply been "Kerath."

Is that your rank, Kerath?

I corrupt even the uncorruptible.

Wha-

Must be my srs bzns vibe.

I told you.

Took you 5 years to discover orgasms? Is your wrist ok?

Dislocated knuckles would be more her kind of thing.

[Reg]

Dislocated knuckles would be more her kind of thing.

Couple that with some broken ribs and massacred vegetables o.O

[semaphore]

I told you.

Clearly the most plausible reason is my inexhaustible knowledge and wisdom beyond my years.

[PizzaSHARK]

Couple that with some broken ribs and massacred vegetables o.O

I haven't asked because I really like pickles, man. Like, they're awesome. I don't want that particular vegetable ruined for me.

[Xanjori]

I haven't asked because I really like pickles, man. Like, they're awesome. I don't want that particular vegetable ruined for me.

Should I ruin cucumbers for you or do you like them too?

[PizzaSHARK]

Clearly the most plausible reason is my inexhaustible knowledge and wisdom beyond my years.

Sure, we can go with that.

[semaphore]

Couple that with some broken ribs and massacred vegetables o.O

It was only like 3 carrots, hardly a massacre...

[PizzaSHARK]

Should I ruin cucumbers for you or do you like them too?

No, I hate cucumbers. Yes, I know that sounds like it doesn't make sense.

[Shadowmelded]

But... why else would they be sad [COLOR="red"]

Apparently I make them feel old so I'm not allowed to tell anecdotes or make certain references :< It's kl though, I just talk about kraftwerk and joydivision and they're like "You're not so bad"

[Reg]

It was only like 3 carrots, hardly a massacre...

Carrots?! Is that how you break yourself in? Work with the smaller end and slowly expand the diameter?

This got a bit weird...

[semaphore]

Carrots?! Is that how you break yourself in? Work with the smaller end and slowly expand the diameter?

A tapered end is actually very useful.

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No, I hate cucumbers. Yes, I know that sounds like it doesn't make sense.

Cucumbers are oversized anyway

[PizzaSHARK]

A tapered end is actually very useful.

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Cucumbers are oversized anyway

But... but... you mean porn lies to us!?

[Xanjori]

Cucumbers are oversized anyway

Well...depends on the size of the person clearly.

[Reg]

Cucumbers are oversized anyway

But they are ribbed! For YOUR pleasure!