THREAD CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW.
Gen-OT is so depressingly entertaining sometimes, been reading that anti-gay marriage rally thread thing the whole of today, on and off, and it's amazing.
There is. I'm not sure if it's done with squid ink per se but I've definitely seen black spaghetti for sale numerous times before. Never tried it, but I doubt it really tastes that much different from normal one.