I realize this thread is intended to be all in fun. That being said, this is a prime example of why I really hate tabloids.
The original University of Montreal release dates back to December, 2009:
Are the effects of pornography negligible? The actual story is that the author's findings refute claims made by groups trying to demonize porn and paint its impact on society as detrimental.
But a few days later the British tabloid
The Sun was the first to run it through the stupidifier (followed by the Daily Mail a day later), distorting the focus to
"Oh noes we couldn't find any guys who haven't watched porn, HAHAH!".
Now here's the same recycled crap dredged up by The Mirror over three years later. And the actual story is still lost.