Chat thread v2.0

[PizzaSHARK]

Well Kasierith hasn't shown up to support your team so I predict you're doomed to failure. I'm sorry, old man, it's just no longer your time

Pff, Kasierith is in the US right now anyway, isn't she?

[obdigore]

Well Kasierith hasn't shown up to support your team so I predict you're doomed to failure. I'm sorry, old man, it's just no longer your time

She was expelled for not measuring up to our standards, which is also why a certain midget I'm replying to has not received an invitation.

[Kerath]

Rawr!



I have fallen in love with this kitty. Someone buy me one please!

Squee.. I wants one

[PizzaSHARK]

Squee.. I wants one

Nah, I'd rather have one of these.



it's so fluffy I could just die!

[semaphore]

It represents you pretty well - tiny, noisy, cute, and possessing painfully sharp teeth and claws.

But don't you have a dog? You sure your pup would get along with a cat? :/

Naturally kitty will scare him off by going rawr! He doesn't even dare to pick on my hens - during feeding time he snuggles up to try get a bite, and gets chased away with one flat of the wing. A fierce tiger will bash his face in until he gets a long with her

Pff, I can just grab you by the ankle anytime I feel like turning your world upside down!

I... I...

Rawr!!!

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it's so fluffy I could just die!

That looks like a cat shaped pillow!

[PizzaSHARK]

Naturally kitty will scare him off by going rawr! He doesn't even dare to pick on my hens - during feeding time he snuggles up to try get a bite, and gets chased away with one flat of the wing. A fierce tiger will bash his face in until he gets a long with her

Oh right, you have chickens, too!

I... I...

Rawr!!!

[Kerath]

Nah, I'd rather have one of these.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/6BlkF.gif[img]

it's so fluffy I could just die!

too fluffy. I already have enough problems with cat hairs all over my clothes.

[semaphore]

She was expelled for not measuring up to our standards, which is also why a certain midget I'm replying to has not received an invitation.

What is this "standards" you speak of? I have the Webster's Complete Dictionary of Americanese here and I'm pretty sure there is no such word as "standards" in Americanese!

[obdigore]

I want Calamari and an Italian Pannini now.

Nothing is open for like 4.5 more hours either.

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What is this "standards" you speak of? I have the Webster's Complete Dictionary of Americanese here and I'm pretty sure there is no such word as "standards" in Americanese!

We don't bother informing the world of every move we make, despite your incessant and unnecessary interest.

[PizzaSHARK]

What is this "standards" you speak of? I have the Webster's Complete Dictionary of Americanese here and I'm pretty sure there is no such word as "standards" in Americanese!

Are you trying to say we have no standards?

[semaphore]

I want Calamari and an Italian Pannini now.

Nothing is open for like 4.5 more hours either.

No 24 hour restaurant? Clearly a nation of low work ethics and no standards!

[obdigore]

No 24 hour restaurant? Clearly a nation of low work ethics and no standards!

Not that serves fried Calamari that I would eat, no.

[semaphore]

Are you trying to say we have no standards?

Dammit, was I too subtle?

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Not that serves fried Calamari that I would eat, no.

Buy some squids from 24 hour supermarkets and fry them yourself. There, problem solved!

[PizzaSHARK]

No 24 hour restaurant? Clearly a nation of low work ethics and no standards!

Supposedly Japan doesn't have many 24 hour places. Are you saying they have a low work ethic and no standards?

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Dammit, was I too subtle?

Gotta be careful around smart people like me. We're perceptive!

[semaphore]

Supposedly Japan doesn't have many 24 hour places. Are you saying they have a low work ethic and no standards?

Nonsense. Japan has 26 hours in a day. Clearly the master culture.

[obdigore]

Buy some squids from 24 hour supermarkets and fry them yourself. There, problem solved!

I have neither a supermarket that carries fresh squid nor any desire or tools to fry said squid myself.

[PizzaSHARK]

Nonsense. Japan has 26 hours in a day. Clearly the master culture.

Yup, nothing says "great culture" like working yourself to an early grave!

[semaphore]

Yup, nothing says "great culture" like working yourself to an early grave!

Hey new marriage opportunity + inheritance! Gotta look at the bright side!

[Kerath]

Yup, nothing says "great culture" like working yourself to an early grave!

Maybe this is why their suicide rate is so high.

[PizzaSHARK]

Hey new marriage opportunity + inheritance! Gotta look at the bright side!

Marriage? Wha?

Maybe this is why their suicide rate is so high.

I think it has something to do with the low birth rate. Or rather, the reasons for the low birth rate...