Chat thread v2.0

[semaphore]

5'3" or 160cm :3

Welp you beat Sema easily

You have a good 3 inches on SemSem the Short.

Same as me

Why!?!

[obdigore]

Why!?!

Because of how short you are.

[PizzaSHARK]

Three meals a day!? That's crazy-talk! Only hobbits and pigs eat that much!

Nonsense! The fair maidens in the stories always eat three full meals a day!

[Xanjori]

Why!?!

Well it's not my fault the competition was lacking.

[PizzaSHARK]

I can't eat that little. I like food too much

See? This is a proper damsel. Were she in my tower, she would absolutely have a prince charming dashing to rescue her from my evil clutches!

[semaphore]

Nonsense! The fair maidens in the stories always eat three full meals a day!

You silly shark, they don't eat at all.

Well it's not my fault the competition was lacking.

Go forth and find me a midget!

[PizzaSHARK]

You silly shark, they don't eat at all.

Hey, who's the evil overlord here? I think I know quite a bit more about locking fair maidens away for princes to come rescue them than you do!

[Xanjori]

Go forth and find me a midget!

I've got a mirror, will that do?

[semaphore]

Hey, who's the evil overlord here? I think I know quite a bit more about locking fair maidens away for princes to come rescue them than you do!

Clearly your victims were stress eating. Clearly.

[ELYPOP]

Haha short people.

:3

[semaphore]

I've got a mirror, will that do?

Are you midget sized?

[PizzaSHARK]

Clearly your victims were stress eating. Clearly.

Better than stress not-eating!

:/

[Xanjori]

Are you midget sized?

If I kneel maybe we can see eye to eye on this.

[semaphore]

Haha short people.

:3

I We prefer to be called the differently heighted.

[PizzaSHARK]

Haha short people.

:3

Yes, let's all stand together and look down at them and laugh! Baseball game? What baseball game? Oh! The freaking awesome baseball game you could see if we weren't standing in front of you!?

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I We prefer to be called the differently heighted.

I still think fun-sized is more appropriate in your case.

[obdigore]

Yes, let's all stand together and look down at them and laugh! Baseball game? What baseball game? Oh! The freaking awesome baseball game you could see if we weren't standing in front of you!?

... I mean unless you are at the stadium baseball games are not very fun at all.

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I We prefer to be called the differently heighted.

But most people are differently heighted than someone else.

[PizzaSHARK]

... I mean unless you are at the stadium baseball games are not very fun at all.

You hit things with a bat. What's not fun about that?

[Xanjori]

I still think fun-sized is more appropriate in your case.

In English we refer to them as pint-sized.

[ELYPOP]

I We prefer to be called the differently heighted.

I apologise, miniature human.

Yes, let's all stand together and look down at them and laugh! Baseball game? What baseball game? Oh! The freaking awesome baseball game you could see if we weren't standing in front of you!?

Is there any other way to live than not to look down on them?