Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but the only movie you're aware of is The Jungle Book.

I wish I was a moderator on these forums.

[King Shark]

Indeed, it was a great book, and I normally dislike horror genres, but the way it was done, was just brilliant.

And that's fine, I can always relearn English. (I'm obsessed with Russia for some reason)

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Granted, but you are now required to spend the rest of your life as a moderator for the SWTOR section.

I wish I could try living in Sweden for a bit.

Granted. But you find that very few people there speak Russian, so you're fucked. Your feeble attempts at communication with the locals ends up offending the Sweden National Rugby Union team. Needless to say, you end up heading back to America with all haste. With a contract on your head.

I wish there weren't so many bots in BGs these days.

[Ridesdel]

Granted, BG queues now take three days to pop

i wish for a wabbit!

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it's wacky, and tries to eat you.

I wish I could walk through walls, disappear, and fly.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, however random passerby have the power to activate your powers whenever they think about carrots (and that's the only way your powers can be activated).

I wish I didn't have to put forth an effort; that programming would come naturally to me, and that I would enjoy it at a higher level of understanding.

[Deleted]

Granted however with your higher level of understanding you shed your physical form and become a being a pure energy unable to use keyboards

I wish my instructor in CompTIA wasnt so boring

[Deleted]

Granted however with your higher level of understanding you shed your physical form and become a being a pure energy unable to use keyboards

I wish my instructor in CompTIA wasnt so boring

granted. he's so not-boring that every single friend you got wants to hang out with him instead of you.

I wish the snow would clear out soon so I could go and preorder HotS at my local store.

[Dyra]

Granted. All that snow is cleared into every gaming store within a 100 mile radius.

I wish that SC2 cinematic didn't look so good so I don't want to buy it.

[Aronaz]

Granted, but you bought it anyway because you're friends told you to do so!

I wish for this essay to be done!

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. It's done but it sucks horribly because it was written by a 5th grader, and you fail at whatever it is the essay is for.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow :/

[Eilassaria]

Granted, but because you caught the plague!

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Maester]

Granted, but you get it in pennies.

I wish my wishes weren't corruptable.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you get it in pennies.

I wish my wishes weren't corruptable.

granted. your wishes are now incorruptable.

I wish Zerdus's wishes were corruptable again.

[Maester]

Naturally bald men everywhere thank you for continuing a fucking terrible associative stereotype. Go take an awareness course.

Wait...what?

[ghostkitteh]

granted. your wishes are now incorruptable.

I wish Zerdus's wishes were corruptable again.

Granted, but his next wish is for you to live a happy life, but since it gets corrupted, you don't.

I wish I had a chicken sandwich.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You now have a living chicken standing on two pieces of bread. Slaughter it right away, if you dare.

I wish there was more time in the day.

[Deleted]

Granted. You now have a living chicken standing on two pieces of bread. Slaughter it right away, if you dare.

I wish there was more time in the day.

granted. an hour now lasts 30 minutes instead of 60, effectively doubling the amount of time in the day.

I wish I'll get a good night's rest today and wake up in time.

[Blueobelisk]

granted. an hour now lasts 30 minutes instead of 60, effectively doubling the amount of time in the day.

I wish I'll get a good night's rest today and wake up in time.

Uhm. Doesn't that mean you cut the amount of time in a day in half? Right...

Granted, you get a good night's rest and wake up in time. Your walk/car ride/bus ride takes especially long to get wherever it is you have to go so you're late to that anyway.

I wish my flashlight could work without batteries.

[Maester]

Uhm. Doesn't that mean you cut the amount of time in a day in half? Right...

Granted, you get a good night's rest and wake up in time. Your walk/car ride/bus ride takes especially long to get wherever it is you have to go so you're late to that anyway.

I wish my flashlight could work without batteries.

Granted, but it runs on solar power.

I wish I was the worlds first trillionaire.

[Pivotal]

Granted, but it runs on solar power.

I wish I was the worlds first trillionaire.

Granted, but you get robbed the day after.

I wish i had motivation and will to do all my homework