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    I can't even fathom why the league wouldn't implement that, other than that Goodell is bent on doing absolutely everything wrong.

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    A laser that would visable from the upper deck would have to be pretty damn powerfull and I can't imagine what would happen if you fall and your eyes get blinded by it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yilar View Post
    A laser that would visable from the upper deck would have to be pretty damn powerfull and I can't imagine what would happen if you fall and your eyes get blinded by it?
    Thats exactly what I thought. They could use projection though.

    I always thought it would be cool that some day the fields had fiber optic systems in them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vetali View Post
    Thats exactly what I thought. They could use projection though.

    I always thought it would be cool that some day the fields had fiber optic systems in them.
    fedex field as a testing ground anyone? we have literally the perfect candidate. lol
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    May be the off-season, but it only gets worse for the Cowboys http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/sports/187991211.html

    Hell, he played only like half the season, and now Jay Ratliff's getting DUI's. Lovely.

    Oh, and Jamarcus Russell is looking to make a comback.

    I don't....I mean...yeah. Isn't he broke or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendulous View Post
    Oh, and Jamarcus Russell is looking to make a comback.

    I don't....I mean...yeah. Isn't he broke or something?
    Didn't he get caught with purple drank a couple months ago? Good luck Russell. No one is even going to give him the time of day after his legendarily poor work ethic and incredibly stupid brain.

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    If Russell returns I hope to god he stays away from Oakland.

    Though knowing our luck, he'll return and be the second coming of Jesus and everyone will go "Why did you guys get rid of him?" Ah sod's law.
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    yea I was thinking maybe the Cowboys should go to the 4-3 since all their NTs are drunks

    or they could get Russell to play NT, he's over 300lbs, wait no, same problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by conscript View Post
    An exhibition game should never, ever, ever mean anything. Ever. Double Ever. Forever. Forever ever.
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    1. Simon Says with Peyton Manning as simon
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    3. Running backs playing double dutch
    4. NFL Spelling Bee
    5. WR/TE/whoever slam dunk contest
    6. Freeze Tag
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    8. Obstacle Course
    9. Longest Drive Contest
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    Ah yeah...

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    Another Dallas Cowboy is charged with DWI, this time being Jay Ratliff.
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    now they're saying some Washington players were targeted by fake interweb girls, they keep calling it "catfishing" every time I see an article that mentions an attempt to "catfish" or someone getting "catfished" I just get hungrier and hungrier

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    Quote Originally Posted by draynay View Post
    now they're saying some Washington players were targeted by fake interweb girls, they keep calling it "catfishing" every time I see an article that mentions an attempt to "catfish" or someone getting "catfished" I just get hungrier and hungrier
    Hopefully it was just "targeted" and didn't fall for it. So stupid. Skype and shit like facetime exists. No excuses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by draynay View Post
    yea I was thinking maybe the Cowboys should go to the 4-3 since all their NTs are drunks

    or they could get Russell to play NT, he's over 300lbs, wait no, same problem
    Have to wait til later in the week when they get John Gruden. Kiffin and Callahan, all thats missing from the bucs super bowl staff is gruden. Jerry has the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chadwix View Post
    Have to wait til later in the week when they get John Gruden. Kiffin and Callahan, all thats missing from the bucs super bowl staff is gruden. Jerry has the money.
    I'll take it. Though Jones won't go for something like that I'm sure, he's not smart enough to coax Jon Gruden into coaching again.

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    Lol wow. Tom Brady kicks somebody and gets no fine, Frank Gore wears his socks too low and gets 10,500 put on his tab.

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    by kicking high into the air Brady made it clear his socks were in compliance with uniform regulations, obviously this was his goal

    although "sources" are saying he will get a $10k fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vetali View Post
    Lol wow. Tom Brady kicks somebody and gets no fine, Frank Gore wears his socks too low and gets 10,500 put on his tab.
    Hey man. Hey. The NFL takes its uniform policy very, very seriously. You don't fuck with the shield and nothing tarnishes the shield more than some incorrectly worn socks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conscript View Post
    Hey man. Hey. The NFL takes its uniform policy very, very seriously. You don't fuck with the shield and nothing tarnishes the shield more than some incorrectly worn socks.
    I'm just ashamed that I didn't even notice the low socks. Clearly I'm not a diehard football fan. I will try to do better during the Super Bowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skippy88 View Post
    I'm just ashamed that I didn't even notice the low socks. Clearly I'm not a diehard football fan. I will try to do better during the Super Bowl.
    Wow dude you didn't notice the disgrace to the NFL with his low socks? Don't even watch the super bowl man, just sit and think about what kind of fan you really want to be.

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    I wonder if you can get fined for uniform violations in the pro bowl

    everyone should wear their pants backwards, Kris Kross could be the halftime performer, it has to be at least slightly better than it is now

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