1. #28441
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Thunder View Post
    That is the most important thing, and ofcourse, that she also had fun.
    But he didn't buy her anything expensive nor 4 pairs of shoes or 8 unneeded purses, how then could she have fun? (Yes, I know this isn't actually true and is a stereotype of women, I just felt like saying it.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoron View Post
    That's master level cooking.
    It requires cooking milk, the most evil and insidious bastard of everything cook-able.

    Blink for an atto-second and everything will be covered in milk. Except for the pot. It's now covered by a black crust, hard as diamond and smelly as burned milk.
    Non-lactose milk does that more easily.

  3. #28443
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaitoc View Post
    whata fuck man that's not pudding

    awww I always thought this shit was real pudding



    what is real pudding

  4. #28444
    Quote Originally Posted by Drekmen View Post
    I was taking a shower and scratched my back with a shower nozzle.
    but
    there was this acne I had on my back

    and it huurt sooo muuuuch baaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww;___________;
    That has to be the first time I have ever heard of someone injuring themselves with a shower head when they weren't pleasuring themselves with it.

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    * lurking under your bed

  6. #28446
    Quote Originally Posted by Zenora View Post
    * lurking under your bed
    Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenora View Post
    * lurking under your bed
    Why are you down there?
    Are you one of my cats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dontrike View Post
    And even though you told us everything I bet you were a gentlemen and sexed her up good, of course you already said you didn't so this joke isn't really a joke.
    Hah.

    Of course I did! Chocolate, roses and two tickets to a romantic musical!

    But no, she had to settle with pizza and some conversation. Maybe next time :3

  9. #28449
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zirusianna View Post
    Hah.

    Of course I did! Chocolate, roses and two tickets to a romantic musical!

    But no, she had to settle with pizza and some conversation. Maybe next time :3
    I'm open for hire if you need a chef.

    I'll probably burn it all and still demand a insane payment though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenora View Post
    * lurking under your bed
    * looks to his bed


    That can't do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dontrike View Post
    Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red?
    I got that reference!

    I'm proud.

    Now, onto the mysterious world of FL studio!
    there wouldn't happen to be anyone in this thread who knows stuff about fl studio is there?

  12. #28452
    Quote Originally Posted by Zirusianna View Post
    Hah.

    Of course I did! Chocolate, roses and two tickets to a romantic musical!

    But no, she had to settle with pizza and some conversation. Maybe next time :3
    Remember to hug and tell her I said hi!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohtiko View Post
    Sounds about right to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Djoron View Post
    Sounds about right, logically and looking at the formula.
    Ah-ree-gah-toh

    I am terrible at geometry.
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  14. #28454
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaedris View Post
    Non-lactose milk does that more easily.
    I don't like that soya milk or whatever that hippie nonsense is called

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoron View Post
    Technically he tried to please himself with it.
    Scratching = awesome. Until you overdo it. D:
    Oh haio DJo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zirusianna View Post
    I got that reference!

    I'm proud.

    Now, onto the mysterious world of FL studio!
    there wouldn't happen to be anyone in this thread who knows stuff about fl studio is there?
    Isrozzis has dabbled in it, IIRC. Not sure about anyone else. And to answer your PM, yes, but ones that are simple crops of images with some stylized text happen a lot faster than custom ones (although from-scratch custom sigs aren't that hard to put together either, provided you don't mind my copout straight-line style).

  17. #28457
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaedris View Post
    I'm open for hire if you need a chef.

    I'll probably burn it all and still demand a insane payment though.
    Implying I wouldn't hire you to make cookies and invite you to sit and eat 'em with me under a blanket watching movies all night \o/

  18. #28458
    Quote Originally Posted by Zirusianna View Post
    Hah.

    Of course I did! Chocolate, roses and two tickets to a romantic musical!

    But no, she had to settle with pizza and some conversation. Maybe next time :3
    I always thought a date would be a decent restaurant, maybe a movie or some sort of walk along a beach, or even go and play a game of paint ball if I felt like doing some sort of really random first date, but who knows when my first date will be. I have had two girlfriends and no first date, it's weird like that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zirusianna View Post
    I got that reference!

    I'm proud.

    Now, onto the mysterious world of FL studio!
    there wouldn't happen to be anyone in this thread who knows stuff about fl studio is there?
    You better get that reference.

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  19. #28459
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drekmen View Post
    I don't like that soya milk or whatever that hippie nonsense is called
    soy milk is bad. Rice milk is okayish but still tastes weird.

    ---------- Post added 2013-01-28 at 09:50 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Zirusianna View Post
    Implying I wouldn't hire you to make cookies and invite you to sit and eat 'em with me under a blanket watching movies all night \o/
    We could do that at the meet.
    Yes we really want a Ziru there.

    We were devastated to find out the hostel didn't have any ovens. Well, at least we made pancakes there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drekmen View Post
    [IMG]http://www.euro-goodies.com/images/Baking/EGBA0030_DrOetkerVanillePudding.jpg[IMG]
    awww I always thought this shit was real pudding



    what is real pudding


    This

    Except it never looks like this because you have custard on it

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