Granted, but it can only transform into the shape of an apple, and talks in Sumerian.
I wish I had a giant marshmallow.
Granted, but it can only transform into the shape of an apple, and talks in Sumerian.
I wish I had a giant marshmallow.
Granted. The snow on the floor causes traffic problems and your Dad gets into a car accident on his way home because of the snow/ice.
I wish I had more fake tattoos to play with.
Granted. You can bend fire, but after stealing all the money you could ever need, you loose control of it and burn everything.
Well, since Komo didn't make a wish, I'll just post.
I wish I had the money to buy everything listed on http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/ .
Why is this thread on page 2?
Granted, but all your money was obtained through unsavory methods and now the FBI is after you.
I wish I could bring my pet Beagle back to life.
Granted. Except it's a slightly more obedient brain munching zombie. It barrel rolls very well though.
I wish for a new passport.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Granted. Your passport is fake and you get arrested and strip searched by airport security.
I wish my parents didn't just tell me to get up for going in their rooms to wake them up at 6:15. We have to leave the house at like 6:40.
Granted - She lays you on the floor and walks all over you
I wish macs werent so frustrating
Granted. They're now incredibly simple, both for you to use and for hackers to get into to steal your personal and financial information.
I wish it wasn't so cold in this office all the time.
[22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
[22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
[22:14] <+Lia> ...
[22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
[22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.
Granted, but it's now so hot, everyone melts!
I wish my hands weren't so dry.
Granted, but now your hand sweat is so prolific you drown yourself.
I wish I could close on a nice house.
Granted, but the ground opens up in a ridiculously powerful, yet incredibly localized earthquake and swallows the house the day after you close. Neighbors are unaffected, but all that's left of your house is 3 roofing shingles and a 4x8 square of front door (which includes the knob).
I wish Spring would get here already
[22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
[22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
[22:14] <+Lia> ...
[22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
[22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.
Granted, but it only appears to be nice. It was constructed with shoddy materials and the roof collapses on you while you sleep.
I wish more people would use Fun Stuff. It's the best forum.
Edit: Well dammit. I was a bit late.
Granted, but Summer seems to arrive just as quickly and you barely get to enjoy it.
Granted, more people use Fun Stuff, but then big, terrible monsters come and beat them up and chase them away and the forum is left sad and deserted and everyone cries forever and ever.
I wish... um... for chocolate! Preferably chocolate mint stuff. Hi Mynta!
Last edited by Liagala; 2013-01-28 at 08:50 PM.
[22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
[22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
[22:14] <+Lia> ...
[22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
[22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.
Granted. I cut off Myntas arm and covered it in chocolate, with a hint of mint on the inside. Happy Valentines day.
I wish there was better parking where I live.
Granted, there's amazing parking available but only for segways.
I wish I could ride a motorcycle.
Granted, but you ride it directly into a truck full of busses at 90mph, resulting in a rather messy splatter all over the highway. On the plus side, you become the new posterchild for motorcycle safety!
I wish I could do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, without negative consequences of any kind.
[22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
[22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
[22:14] <+Lia> ...
[22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
[22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.