Originally Posted by
Zirusianna
But!
If I go to bed now I'll sleep for a couple of hours more.
And if I sleep for a couple of hours more, then I'll show up late at work.
And if I show up late at work, I might get fired.
And if I get fired, I don't have any money.
And if I don't have any money, I can't pay my internet bill.
And if I can't pay my internet bill, you all disappear from my life.
And if you all disappeared from my life, I would be lonely and sad.
And if I'm lonely and sad, I drink whiskey all day.
And I hate whiskey.