So, Friday night, I logged onto mumble with one of my friends and a couple of people from his guild I hadn't met before. We talked for a bit and got to know each other, nothing unusual. And then at some point, my friend was reminded of this incredible restaurant review one of his guildies had found not too long ago. He sent me the link and told me to read it out loud as soon as I opened it. No reading ahead, no stopping to think about it or ask questions, just read it. So, I did, and let's just say it took awhile. After I managed to get to the end, everyone listening in on mumble needed a minute to catch their breath simply because of how hilarious it is (if you have a sense of humor). I later found out that this is something they get everyone new to mumble to read, just to see if they can finish it without dying of laughter.
If you'd like to read it for yourself and/or share it with your friends, here is the link.
I also took the time to make a video specifically on it, should I somehow make it out to be funnier than it actually is, due to the voice I read it with.