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    A timed test. One of the questions was "in an alphabet of capital letters, how many letters has closed spaces?"

    I. Am. Applying. At. A. Fucking. Restaurant.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keenaxe View Post
    Nice. That was quick.
    I found 2 secrets, but I don't know how to get to either

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendulous View Post
    A timed test. One of the questions was "in an alphabet of capital letters, how many letters has closed spaces?"

    I. Am. Applying. At. A. Fucking> Restaurant.....
    I feel like this application was designed by a troll. Or the person who designed it was high.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keenaxe View Post
    I feel like this application was designed by a troll. Or the person who designed it was high.
    It was basically those SAT's you took each year in grade school.

    "Which of these words is closest to the opposite of 'fuckoffthisisajobapplication".

    "which number comes next in this sequence?"

    "Which LETTER comes next in this sequence?"

    I mean, really, what the goddamn fuck.

    Not to mention, this takes place in between two other "assessments"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendulous View Post
    It was basically those SAT's you took each year in grade school.

    "Which of these words is closest to the opposite of 'fuckoffthisisajobapplication".

    "which number comes next in this sequence?"

    "Which LETTER comes next in this sequence?"

    I mean, really, what the goddamn fuck.

    Not to mention, this takes place in between two other "assessments"
    You mentioned burgers, but this can't possibly be a fast food application. I'm guessing something like Red Robin, or Canyon's, or whatever the equivalent you have in that state is.
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    Oh my haystack, it's Valentine's Day where I am right now, and I can barely care less

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keenaxe View Post
    You mentioned burgers, but this can't possibly be a fast food application. I'm guessing something like Red Robin, or Canyon's, or whatever the equivalent you have in that state is.
    Ruby Tuesday. All restaurants serve burgers. Just figured it was a simple way of generalizing.

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    The great W1shm4ster is bored and my right shoulder hurts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W1shm4ster View Post
    The great W1shm4ster is bored and my right shoulder hurts.
    You're not very great if your shoulder hurts, especially if it's the right. That makes you the tiny W1shm4ster!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendulous View Post
    Ruby Tuesday. All restaurants serve burgers. Just figured it was a simple way of generalizing.
    Ah. I don't know if we have Ruby Tuesday here. I've never seen one.
    Quote Originally Posted by W1shm4ster View Post
    The great W1shm4ster is bored and my right shoulder hurts.


    My left shoulder hurts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keenaxe View Post

    My left shoulder hurts.
    Shoulder conspiracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrowstorm View Post
    Shoulder conspiracy.
    Yes. Conspiring to prevent me from working out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoron View Post
    They shoulder seen it coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoron View Post
    They shoulder seen it coming.
    Oh you, DJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoron View Post
    They shoulder seen it coming.
    Djoron has joined the shoulder side. A cold shoulder must be returned to declare deep psychological war between the shoulders and the water balloons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keenaxe View Post
    Ah. I don't know if we have Ruby Tuesday here. I've never seen one.
    Well, that was a test. I should get to see my grade. But since they won't call me, I guess I'll never know.

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    * Glomps Megan and snuggles

    "Would you please let me join your p-p-party?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freyera View Post
    Oh you, DJ.
    Steam is being dumb again.

    Fix it, Frey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohtiko View Post
    Steam is being dumb again.

    Fix it, Frey.
    Maybe I will fix it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoron View Post
    Let the balloons come, for we are prepared!
    [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aLbk8.jpg[/IG]
    That can't be a soldier for the shoulders! Where's the over-sized shoulder plates? Clearly, the crusaders has infiltrated your ranks, which is a plus for the water balloons!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pvt Hudson View Post
    * Glomps Megan and snuggles
    Yay snuggles!

    * snuggles Nikki
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