Poll: Forces of Chaos vs Burning Legion

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    Whilst that's a good advert that will surely entice any 13 year old boys, it misses the part where you live an eternity of torment and misery enslaved to the capricious whims of uncaring gods. Not that dissimilar to the Imperium, only much worse and it goes on forever.

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    13 year old boys. Ohhh someone is starting to be nasty There is no need for insults, arent you supposed to love and tolerate ? And other bullshit from cartoon for 5 year old girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhrizzle View Post
    Whilst that's a good advert that will surely entice any 13 year old boys, it misses the part where you live an eternity of torment and misery enslaved to the capricious whims of uncaring gods. Not that dissimilar to the Imperium, only much worse and it goes on forever.
    ...so what you're saying is... empire and chaos are both terrible groups to be in and you should join the necrons so you neeeeever care again.
    ...at this point it's almost guaranteed that "war in warcraft" is garrosh getting on his incompetent podium to declare yet another group his enemy for the crime of breathing his air, alliance saying this is horde favoritism, and the more....special....yes.. let's go with special... horde players seeing garrosh as a god because he lets them attack the alliance players who keep saying that out being led by a moron is horde favoritism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by razorfire View Post
    ...so what you're saying is... empire and chaos are both terrible groups to be in and you should join the necrons so you neeeeever care again.
    But..but...how can you make love without flesh Probing and fixing doesnt count. And that leave us with tyranid maids !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    But..but...how can you make love without flesh Probing and fixing doesnt count. And that leave us with tyranid maids !!!
    We can all live with Tyranid maids. Nothing wrong with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    But..but...how can you make love without flesh Probing and fixing doesnt count. And that leave us with tyranid maids !!!
    Necrons weren't dumb, when they did the whole "transfer to Necrodermis" they transferred the important bitz. Mindless sex is still sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    Necrons weren't dumb, when they did the whole "transfer to Necrodermis" they transferred the important bitz. Mindless sex is still sex.
    Necron A: Operation "getting laid has begun". Please assume position
    Necron B: "bending over" protocols engaged. Assuming right position
    A: Preparing for probing. Servos activated
    B: Looking for soundfile "pleasure". Commercing with sonic response.
    A: Unit fully operational "WARNING LACK OF INNER INTERGRITY !!!"
    B: Oh no, not in my gears
    A: Oil splat.
    B:

    All in most emotionless voices possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    Necron A: Operation "getting laid has begun". Please assume position
    Necron B: "bending over" protocols engaged. Assuming right position
    A: Preparing for probing. Servos activated
    B: Looking for soundfile "pleasure". Commercing with sonic response.
    A: Unit fully operational "WARNING LACK OF INNER INTERGRITY !!!"
    B: Oh no, not in my gears
    A: Oil splat.
    B:

    All in most emotionless voices possible.
    Doesn't matter, had sex. It's more than the Sister's of Battle and the Space Marines can say. I'm pretty sure the whole genetic enhancement and organ implants involves tiny genitalia syndrome... Can you imagine a 7 foot super human with a wang smaller than a 13 year old... embarrassing....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    Doesn't matter, had sex. It's more than the Sister's of Battle and the Space Marines can say. I'm pretty sure the whole genetic enhancement and organ implants involves tiny genitalia syndrome... Can you imagine a 7 foot super human with a wang smaller than a 13 year old... embarrassing....
    Well now whe know why fulgrim and his legion betrayed. They wanted perfection, and only slaanesh could provide them with bigger "equipment". Because how body lacking proportions can be perfect ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    Well now whe know why fulgrim and his legion betrayed. They wanted perfection, and only slaanesh could provide them with bigger "equipment". Because how body lacking proportions can be perfect ?
    Exactly! The entire Heresy is based on the Emperor's forgetfulness of giving the Space Marines proper enhanced genitalia!

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    How were they supposed to be mentally stable in scenario like that:
    Marine fight xenos invasion, saves some hot chick. They look in each other eyes and have love can bloom moment.
    So after planet is freed she wants to show her "gratidute" They go to bedroom, tone lights off, and start removing clothing. Then she burst into laugh. Then she brings magnifing glass. And makes photos. And puts them on "warpbook". Really, any normal person would have issues.

    And a little more on topic. Since someone said that legion vs fantasy chaos would be more fair match, i will try to deny that claim
    Warrior of chaos:
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Dea...Chaos-53336113
    Khorne lord
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Cha...Lord-135262542
    And his tzeentch counterpart
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Tze...osen-119477209
    And dude dedicated to nurgle. Dat ass.
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Nur...on-2-113763951
    Slaanesh rape party
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Cha...nesh-167714336
    And tzeentch one
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Cha...ntch-254326921
    Chaos version of old spice guy (im on a horse)
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/The...ider-258285281
    Last edited by Arrashi; 2013-06-15 at 11:05 PM.

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    On a side note Burning Legion now has 40 more votes I am sad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    On a side note Burning Legion now has 40 more votes I am sad...
    And it sure, has nothing to do with presence of certain malformed ultramarine in this thread

    Well, there is one last thing i can do to save chaos. I really dont want, since it similar to exterminatus (but much worse), but sometimes you must use all your arsenal.


    Cultist chan, engaged.
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Cultist-chan-capture.jpg
    She will cap-thurr thred.
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Cultist_Chan_AT.jpg
    She takes no shit from loyalists
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Cultist-chan-126962399
    Also promotions
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Cul...rong-123188993
    She will violate you.
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Ser...orne-146518177
    And drive you insane

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    And it sure, has nothing to do with presence of certain malformed ultramarine in this thread

    Well, there is one last thing i can do to save chaos. I really dont want, since it similar to exterminatus (but much worse), but sometimes you must use all your arsenal.


    Cultist chan, engaged.
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Cultist-chan-capture.jpg
    She will cap-thurr thred.
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Cultist_Chan_AT.jpg
    She takes no shit from loyalists
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Cultist-chan-126962399
    Also promotions
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Cul...rong-123188993
    She will violate you.
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Ser...orne-146518177
    And drive you insane
    Lol Cultist-Chan is so bad at spelling... PROMOTIONS!

    At least she's better than *shudders* ShlickTau...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    Lol Cultist-Chan is so bad at spelling... PROMOTIONS!

    At least she's better than *shudders* ShlickTau...
    Tau are resistant yet not immune to touch of warp. She, and her brother faptau, are living proof to that.

    This was supposed to be thread about daemons, so give them some justice.
    Lord of change:
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/War...sade-206716348
    Bloodletter:
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Bloodletter-214615574
    Bloothirster:
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Blo...ster-254508573
    Keeper of secrets:
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Kee...rets-254507919
    Totally badass space marine:
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Cha...rine-260771780
    Great unclean one:
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/The...n-One-91107632
    And something extra:
    http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Fre...emon-174494826
    Last edited by Arrashi; 2013-06-15 at 11:37 PM.

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    I wonder what kind of secrets the Keeper of Secrets Keeps... Maybe it's better not to know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    13 year old boys. Ohhh someone is starting to be nasty There is no need for insults, arent you supposed to love and tolerate ? And other bullshit from cartoon for 5 year old girls
    No insult implied, it's just the younger teens who tend to fixate on the boobs and "no-one tells me what to do" part of Chaos without worrying about the vaginas having fangs and the unfettered excess rapidly leading to a jaded existence constantly driven to greater atrocities yet never sating the dark yearning for sensation.

    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    And it sure, has nothing to do with presence of certain malformed ultramarine in this thread :P
    Probably more to do with a nelf in a train-conductors hat making Chaos look like a frat-party for anime fans.

    Quote Originally Posted by razorfire View Post
    ...so what you're saying is... empire and chaos are both terrible groups to be in and you should join the necrons so you neeeeever care again.
    Erm, pretty much. It's good odds that you'd have a more enjoyable existence in the 40k universe if you switched your body for a mechanism filled with barely sentient malevolence. Unfortunately I think the Necron's only recruit humans lucky(?) enough to be born with the Pariah gene. If you're just naughty enough you might get turned into a servitor which is a slightly less dignified alternative or you could run away to join the Tau who at least pretend to be nice about their totalitarian regime.

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    Chaos Space Marines versus Felguards.. hmm.. Chaos Marines have guns, so they win

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarpKnight View Post
    Chaos Space Marines versus Felguards.. hmm.. Chaos Marines have guns, so they win
    I mean Bloodletters vs Felguard, I'd like to think Bloodleters win...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    I mean Bloodletters vs Felguard, I'd like to think Bloodleters win...
    Nurglings win against felguards.

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