Originally Posted by
Blueobelisk
*gives a weird look*
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UHhhhHHHHHHH granted. I put 2 + 2 together and get 3. And I get failed in my math class, so me and Iced, who needed some math help himself, go rob Texas Instruments of their finest calculators. At Texas, we get sentenced to the death penalty for the $82 thievery, but while in custody we convince our lawyer friend to change legislation so that there are no more name changes in the US, including MMO-C forums. So you're stuck with that name.
Also, you were suspicious to the FBI for even mentioning changing your name, so your signature was deleted and they freeze your bank accounts and you live in poverty.
Oh and me and Iced passed our next prison jail math test and we lived happily ever after.
I wish I knew who Temperance Brennan was.