Tauren BBQ

[checking facts]

the tauren are a funny race. they take their revered dead and put them on the grill.



look at that! cairne bbq

but the truest question is: who eats them after they are grilled?

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Poll is up, and you can choose multiple alternatives

[Spray]

Really?

Concept of funeral pyre is looking grill-y to you? It's a tradition dating back to the beginnings of our civilization... Of course, there is a scent of roasted meat, but...

I would never compare it to a grill.

[Synstir]

Is cremating the same ting as BBQ?

Burning the dead goes back a long time..... or is this a failed attempt for a fun-thread?

[Arrashi]

Its obviously other tauren. They probably believe that doing so allows them to gain strenght, courage, sexual prowess and things like that.

I cant believe some people still buy that "We luv nature. Big peacefull guys here" BS tauren are spreading.

[checking facts]

I'm actually surprised that the forsaken are losing on the poll. they are the race that eats people lol

[Bumbasta]

The gnomes.

[Rainsorrow]

Maybe I need a pair of glasses, but where should I look for a joke here?

[Deleted]

Tauren. And Tauren.

[Aydinx2]

Really?

Concept of funeral pyre is looking grill-y to you? It's a tradition dating back to the beginnings of our civilization... Of course, there is a scent of roasted meat, but...

I would never compare it to a grill.

A cow/bull like creature, burning upon a fire with logs.
Seems like a grill to me.

[rayvio]

other tauren of course, they're cownibals

[Bluesftw]

have you seen those pipes in thunderbluff? and bags of weeds stuffed in corners of the tents? they all obviously have munchies all the time from smoking all that herbs ;>

[bionics]

Every race but the elves. Elves just scream that "I'm vegan" vibe.

[Deleted]

Really?

Concept of funeral pyre is looking grill-y to you? It's a tradition dating back to the beginnings of our civilization... Of course, there is a scent of roasted meat, but...

I would never compare it to a grill.

This .

[Mooshelle]

other tauren of course, they're cownibals

Well played sir....well played

[Deleted]

It's an offering to the mighty murlocs

[Panquake]

Blood Elves, if you've ever payed attention to their jokes.

[OzoAndIndi]

Blood Elves, it's suggested by their joke. Humans...look, it would be a good way to try to help make it up again with the Blood Elves, invite them over for BBQ. Forsaken and Dwarves I'm sure would be there. Not sure about the Orcs and Trolls, I wanna say yes, but they might not show up to the invite, might have found something else to chew on already to was too much trouble.

[Donair]

Maybe I need a pair of glasses, but where should I look for a joke here?

other tauren of course, they're cownibals

There ya go. Bout as good as it'll get probably.

[checking facts]

Blood Elves, if you've ever payed attention to their jokes.

"We're allied with the Tauren? Fantastic! We'll be having steak twice a week."

well played, sir. I had forgotten about this lol

[Val the Moofia Boss]

I had puked when I read this thread.