I still can't connect.
I picked a bad night to turn off GW2 and turn wow back on again. Ah well, still gonna listen to Top Gear while waiting. (Yes, I listen to "tv" while playing wow. #dontjudge)
Soothing Mist:"Healing them for a minor amount every 0.5 sec, until you take any other action."
Jade Serpent Statue: "The statue will also begin casting Soothing Mist on your target. healing for 50% as much as yours. "
[What's half of minor?]
"Statue casts Soothing Mist at a nearby ally for toddler healing."