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  1. 2014-12-24, 03:32 PM #1
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    Professional cuddlers

    So I read about this and can't believe it's actually a thing. People actually pay for this sort of thing?


    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...k-9870211.html
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  2. 2014-12-24, 03:34 PM #2
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    I know a woman that does this.

    Yeah, it's a thing.
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    The standard of journalism (and especially headline writers) in the Independent has fallen to a low even the Torygraph and Grauniad would be ashamed of.
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    Bet things get awkward when a client pops a boner. I'm sure she will get used to this but still...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Animalhouse View Post
    Bet things get awkward when a client pops a boner. I'm sure she will get used to this but still...
    Well...

    Q: What about “natural reactions?”

    A. This will happen from time to time. When these things come about we just change positions so that it does not become a focus of the session. I make a great “big spoon.”
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    They say that simply hugging someone can really alter your mood for the better. So hey if someone wants to pay for this sort of thing then by all means.
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    You know when you are a sperglord when you cannot even hire a real prostitute without spilling spaghetti.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    You know when you are a sperglord when you cannot even hire a real prostitute without spilling spaghetti.
    I have no idea what you just said.
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  9. 2014-12-24, 04:31 PM #9
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    Exploiting lonely people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    I have no idea what you just said.
    Nor me, so it isn't even lost in mid-Atlantic translation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    You know when you are a sperglord when you cannot even hire a real prostitute without spilling spaghetti.
    Spaghetti? Since when do you cook dinner for prostitutes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    You know when you are a sperglord when you cannot even hire a real prostitute without spilling spaghetti.
    Now that we know Rich uses /b/ slang...
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    They going to make it a Profession in the Military since most people get offended at the least little thing nowadays. When the enemy calls a soldier a bad name, these new Cuddlers will be there to help them with the traumatized experience.
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  14. 2014-12-24, 05:41 PM #14
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    Damn.

    60 an hour isn't bad.

    That is 6 figures before taxes assuming you work 8 hours a day, 5 a week, 52 a year.
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    So if the states get together and work with the Legislative Branch to write an amendment to the federal constitution, you think the Judiciary (SCOTUS) could strike it down for being 'unconstitutional'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annoying View Post
    Now that we know Rich uses /b/ slang...
    I never browse 4 chan myself but have to work with people that do, you soon pick up their lingo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    I never browse 4 chan myself but have to work with people that do, you soon pick up their lingo.
    Not to mention how 4chan spills into the rest of the internet and taints everything...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyderi View Post
    Not to mention how 4chan spills into the rest of the internet and taints everything...
    why are we talking about the taints of people who go on 4chan?

    I thought this thread was about cuddling, and had nothing to do with taints!
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    So if the states get together and work with the Legislative Branch to write an amendment to the federal constitution, you think the Judiciary (SCOTUS) could strike it down for being 'unconstitutional'?
    Uh...yes. Absolutely.
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  18. 2014-12-24, 06:57 PM #18
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    Good initiative, plenty of lonely people in the world.

    But what about lonely people who can't afford cuddlesessions?

    Omg, we need to socialize this and pay for it with taxes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JfmC View Post
    Good initiative, plenty of lonely people in the world.

    But what about lonely people who can't afford cuddlesessions?

    Omg, we need to socialize this and pay for it with taxes.
    We can call it ObamaCuddles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyderi View Post
    We can call it ObamaCuddles.
    Let me be clear. This does not... constitute a relationship.
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    So if the states get together and work with the Legislative Branch to write an amendment to the federal constitution, you think the Judiciary (SCOTUS) could strike it down for being 'unconstitutional'?
    Uh...yes. Absolutely.
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