People here act like all the people selling the statue are stupid, just because they are jealous.
The thing i wonder about is, why people are so stupid to pay 500$ for this Statue when you could just wait for 1-2 weeks when it gets obvious, that there are millions of these around and you will probably get one for something like 50-100$.
Seems like its not the people selling it who have no self-restraint, its the people buying it who think OMG I NEED THIS NERDVIRGINITYPROTECTOR NOW I CANT WAIT TO PUT IT IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE OF MY BASEMENT.