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    The Unstoppable Force THE Bigzoman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AbsolutVodka View Post




    Try the lime. You'll eat your words.
    Only if booty is involved.

    Can't tell if Iz has booty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Was about the same from her pregnancy to about a year ago. She pretty much put the rest of my family to hell and back with her drama and bullshit. Baby daddy was around to making it way worse. As I said before, I got the hell out there after that. Was beefing hard with my dad at the time, but that pregnancy was the last straw for me. I saw that train-wreck a mile away and essentially ran when the opportunity presented itself.

    We're a lot better now, and she actually surprised me by helping me out a bit. Used her foodstamps to get me food when I was low on cash and transitioning from jobs last year.
    see, I could not even imagine that kind of drama in my family ever happening. I would honestly jump ship if I had the chance as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Only if booty is involved.

    Can't tell if Iz has booty.
    True true...

    Iz, you got booty?

    Nobody gonna go to Nova Scotia for no booty.

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    Gooooood morning Tributes!
    Quote Originally Posted by ash
    So, look um, I'm not a grief counselor, but if it's any consolation, I have had to kill and bury loved ones before. A bunch of times actually.
    Quote Originally Posted by PC2 View Post
    I never said I was knowledge-able and I wouldn't even care if I was the least knowledge-able person and the biggest dumb-ass out of all 7.8 billion people on the planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    OMG fuck yeah.

    Used to use my teeth to bite down and suck the hell out of them.
    those and otter pops. gotta have the otter pops.

  6. #36086
    Quote Originally Posted by AbsolutVodka View Post
    Try the lime. You'll eat your words.
    Nope, it's the texture, not the flavor.

    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Only if booty is involved.

    Can't tell if Iz has booty.
    This might as well be renamed to "Hunger Games and hitting on Izalla" at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    This might as well be renamed to "Hunger Games and hitting on Izalla" at this point.
    This is where I respond with my hip to waist measurement ratio and watch them go nuts.

    But I wouldn't do that.
    give up dat booty
    Quote Originally Posted by Pendra View Post
    <3
    For the matriarchy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izalla View Post
    This is where I respond with my hip to waist measurement ratio and watch them go nuts.

    But I wouldn't do that.
    You're such a kidder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    Those weren't half bad honestly, but I'd rather have Kool-aid bursts.
    kool aid was too much effort for wyominites. have to gage how much sugar you need to keep the children satisfied. pepsi was and always will be the family soft beverage of choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    Nope, it's the texture, not the flavor.
    The texture is jizzy sweetness. Don't like jizz? Communist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izalla View Post
    Hey I told you to come claim your prize!
    Too busy listening to Rush now.
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    You are a legend thats why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AbsolutVodka View Post
    The texture is jizzy sweetness. Don't like jizz? Communist.
    I'll be sure to inform my girlfriend of this revelation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    Too busy listening to Rush now.
    oh and you listen to rush, BIG FUGIN SURPRISE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky High View Post
    oh and you listen to rush, BIG FUGIN SURPRISE.
    You're not cool unless you listen to Rush.
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    You are a legend thats why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    You're not cool unless you listen to Rush.
    I'll take my uncool status, early prog rock is a chore to listen to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky High View Post
    I'll take my uncool status with my creedence and you can fuck off!
    CCR works too

    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    You are a legend thats why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    You're not cool unless you listen to Rush.

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    The Lightbringer Izalla's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    Too busy listening to Rush now.
    I forgive you.
    give up dat booty
    Quote Originally Posted by Pendra View Post
    <3
    For the matriarchy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    CCR works too

    guaranteed laughs from new Lebowski initiates. I can almost name the street that scene took place on...

  20. #36100
    Quote Originally Posted by Sky High View Post
    guaranteed laughs from new Lebowski initiates.
    idk what it is now though, everyone I've spoken to who has seen it recently hates it. Kids these days have no sense of humour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izalla View Post
    I forgive you.
    See, Izalla's a good Canadian girl and understands.
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    You are a legend thats why.

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