Three women kidnap and rape man at gunpoint then steal sperm.

[Sierra85]

women pretty much can give it away for free..

why give it away when you can make a few bucks off it.

[Conspicuous Cultist]

And what if she then changes her mind and he won't stop. Who would be guilty then

Clearly the proper solution is to have a shotgun wedding.

why give it away when you can make a few bucks off it.

That's a glitch in the system! Quickly, make it illegal!

[Gheld]

Gang rapes are not implausible; however, this story is.

Let's look at some of the facts in point form, and I will add in my commentary on each afterwards.

- man claims to have been kidnapped at gunpoint from a street in a medium-sized city
I find it strange that there were absolutely zero eyewitnesses. Although it doesn't say what time of day it occurred, one could assume that there would be at least SOMEBODY to corroborate something like that.

- he then claims to have been unable to become aroused when the three women were groping his penis
Really? REALLY? I mean, I don't care if you don't like women, or if they were ugly - it's not a conscious response to stimuli that causes an erection. This is why quadriplegics like Christopher Reeve were able to get erections (he talked all about it in one of his documentaries!) But okay, let's take this one at face value. That still doesn't explain:

- afterwards, he was administered an 'unknown substance' which quickly gave him an erection
I've tried viagra (I was curious, so I got a freebie - the wife wasn't complaining), and it doesn't work that fast. Nor does cialis (no experience here, but the documentation says it's the same time, about 60-90 minutes for onset.) It is not especially water soluble either, so I find the alleged method of forced administration highly suspicious, because in theory it should not work. There are no other known substances capable of doing what is suggested, either.

- he was then allegedly raped individually by each of the 3 kidnappers, who collected his semen in a sandwich baggie or something
Come on. So not only did this guy supposedly get an instant boner from a drug whose main complaint is "It takes too long to take effect", but it eliminated the refractory period (the time between ejaculation and another erection), which is not congruent with a) any 33 year old man's normal sexual abilities, I don't care what they say (and hey, I'm also a 33 year old man, so I am a great basis for comparison!), and b) not how viagra works - again, I'm speaking from experience here. It just makes you hard - once you fire the torpedoes (or however you want to phrase it), you still take the same time to 'reload'. But that brings me to an entirely different point too; apparently, defying all logic, this guy literally came buckets, because they all took turns 'milking' him allegedly.

I mean, there are other issues I have with the story; like why 3 women driving a BMW in South Africa (meaning, they had money) had to resort to kidnapping a stranger at gunpoint to get a bag of jizz, when really, all they had to do was ask someone.

This story just doesn't hold up to scrutiny. There's no reason this would have happened.

Yes super smart MMO-C poster. You are super smart. Your opinion that he couldn't have possibly been raped because he didn't find being raped sexy is correct you are super smart to notice that the body does not channel blood away from the outer extremities when afraid, unlike the lie those scientists tell, which is just a conspiracy to make people believe in this story. You are super smart. Please keep making these smart posts. Also you are correct. Viagara is the only drug used for treating erectile dysfunction world wide. Just because it is one of only 2 or 3 drugs legal for marketing as ED treatment in the United States (which is the center of the rape free universe and thus South Africa must have the exact same pharmaceutical industry) clearly means there aren't other chemicals you could place in somebodies body to induce an erection.

Thank you for the smart.

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot to mention that you are super smart for suggesting that people who commit gang rape must always have a rational motivation. Because apparently there are lots of rational motivations to gang rape somebody. Thank you.

[Conspicuous Cultist]

Yes super smart MMO-C poster. You are super smart. Your opinion that he couldn't have possibly been raped because he didn't find being raped sexy is correct you are super smart to notice that the body does not channel blood away from the outer extremities when afraid, unlike the lie those scientists tell, which is just a conspiracy to make people believe in this story. You are super smart. Please keep making these smart posts. Also you are correct. Viagara is the only drug used for treating erectile dysfunction world wide. Just because it is one of only 2 or 3 drugs legal for marketing as ED treatment in the United States (which is the center of the rape free universe and thus South Africa must have the exact same pharmaceutical industry) clearly means there aren't other chemicals you could place in somebodies body to induce an erection.

Thank you for the smart.

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot to mention that you are super smart for suggesting that people who commit gang rape must always have a rational motivation. Because apparently there are lots of rational motivations to gang rape somebody. Thank you.

You'll probably get infracted but you were the hero this thread needed.

[Gheld]

You'll probably get infracted but you were the hero this thread needed.

Sig'd for quotability. I didn't realize complimenting somebody was against the rules

[Kalis]

Yes super smart MMO-C poster. You are super smart. Your opinion that he couldn't have possibly been raped because he didn't find being raped sexy is correct you are super smart to notice that the body does not channel blood away from the outer extremities when afraid, unlike the lie those scientists tell, which is just a conspiracy to make people believe in this story. You are super smart. Please keep making these smart posts. Also you are correct. Viagara is the only drug used for treating erectile dysfunction world wide. Just because it is one of only 2 or 3 drugs legal for marketing as ED treatment in the United States (which is the center of the rape free universe and thus South Africa must have the exact same pharmaceutical industry) clearly means there aren't other chemicals you could place in somebodies body to induce an erection.

Thank you for the smart.

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot to mention that you are super smart for suggesting that people who commit gang rape must always have a rational motivation. Because apparently there are lots of rational motivations to gang rape somebody. Thank you.

You've completely misrepresented that person's post. They found the story implausible for a number of reasons, none of which you really countered apart from the edit at the end, which is a valid point.

[Gheld]

You've completely misrepresented that person's post. They found the story implausible for a number of reasons, none of which you really countered apart from the edit at the end, which is a valid point.

I was agreeing with him. And I agreed with every individual point he made.

[Kalis]

I was agreeing with him. And I agreed with every individual point he made.

No, obvious sarcasm is exactly that.

You don't appear to have read the dictionary as far as 'subtlety'.

[Independent voter]

Did anyone point out how hard it is to achieve an election at gunpoint?

[Wildtree]

Did anyone point out how hard it is to achieve an election at gunpoint?

every dictator disagrees

[Beery Swine]

A lot of weirdness out of *potentially infractable topic removed* (which is a CONTINENT, not a COUNTRY, Endus, so don't fucking invent a new rule and infract me for it, plz), like the idea that fucking a virgin will cure AIDS, they eat other great apes and use their hands as something similar to a lucky rabbit's foot I think, all pretty despicable things. But there's shitty shit everywhere, in every culture.

[Gilbergrape]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-10233198.html

Okay I was reading this and my reaction is basically "What?" and "But why?". Did this really happen?

I bet they are going to sue him for alimony. And almost everyone agrees or does not care.

[Skayth]

Given that I am still quite confused as to why this occurred. Its been my experience that no matter how batshit ugly a woman there is usually a bloke in a club somewhere drunk enough or horny enough to plow her. Could they not have waited outside a local bar and picked up a willing participant later that night?

Thats rape, actually. If women can use that same excuse, so can men. If i were a "bloke," I would never touch a bat shit ugly woman sober. But since I am not, I dont touch bat shit ugly men.

[Halyon]

Thats rape, actually. If women can use that same excuse, so can men. If i were a "bloke," I would never touch a bat shit ugly woman sober. But since I am not, I dont touch bat shit ugly men.

Rape is very rarely based on looks. It isn't a crime of passion.

[Skayth]

Rape is very rarely based on looks. It isn't a crime of passion.

that wasnt the point of my reply. My reply was based on the entire alcohol scenerio, If he/she were drunk.

[Halyon]

that wasnt the point of my reply. My reply was based on the entire alcohol scenerio, If he/she were drunk.

Why's rape mentioned for outside of purely law standards then? In which case it might as well be switched around. If both parties (or more, who am I to judge...) are drunk off their asses, it'd legally be a rape for whoever reports it first...not counting the whole thing with men trivializing rape perpetrated against men.

[Skayth]

Why's rape mentioned for outside of purely law standards then? In which case it might as well be switched around. If both parties (or more, who am I to judge...) are drunk off their asses, it'd legally be a rape for whoever reports it first...not counting the whole thing with men trivializing rape perpetrated against men.

basically. but thats how society is today. Its stupid, if you ask me. You get drunk? Oh you had sex with someone you didnt like or wouldnt have done it with...You go to the police and tell them they raped you, as they took advantage of you... (passed out drunk is pure rape, no if ands or buts about that)... Okay... so... using this logic, it means if you drunk drive, its not your fault either.... no of fucking course it is, so why is that an exception to the rule? Society, thats why... and its stupid.

[poser765]

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- he then claims to have been unable to become aroused when the three women were groping his penis
[I]Really? REALLY? I mean, I don't care if you don't like women, or if they were ugly - it's not a conscious response to stimuli that causes an erection. This is why quadriplegics like Christopher Reeve were able to get erections (he talked all about it in one of his documentaries!) But okay, let's take this one at face value.

It may not be a conscious response but it is far from a predictable response. Are you claiming your toy soldier responds 100% of the time? IF you are that puts you into one of two groups. 1, bullshitters, or 2, Super heroes. I don't believe in super heroes.

The truth is an erection is not an automatic given. I don't have ED, but there have been times when my dick has simply said "not today, thank you." The penis can fail to respond often...especially in a stressful or uncomfortable situation. Which is what i would assume being held at gunpoint could be defined as.

Most of your other points have been responded to. I thought I would tackle this one.

[Acidbaron]

Why do i got the feeling that a lot of people don't really know what South Africa, it's not like the rest of africa that's rampant with wars and people life in huts out in the jungle.

Look up johannesburg.

[Sole-Warrior]

This is very bad... South Africa has the highest HIV infected per capita in the world.
Hope they capture these three and jail them.