If I was to put a puppy beside your sleeping head

[Jayburner]

Would you love me? What kind of puppy would make you love me?

[Calfredd]

I would not love you. No dog breed would make me love you when you try to bribe/buy my love. Plus I'm straight so it wouldn't work anyway.

[Torgent]

Husky. You buy me a husky puppy and I will love you. Buy me two and I'll marry you. Any more than that, and I will somehow bear your child.

[Calfredd]

I dislike dogs. Period.

I'm a cat person but I do love a few dog breeds.

[Only the Best]

Jayburner it's great to see you back. Please don't get banned again, this forum is just not the same without you.

[Annoying]

Husky. You buy me a husky puppy and I will love you. Buy me two and I'll marry you. Any more than that, and I will somehow bear your child.

And then a month later, when everything in your house has been chewed to smithereens, you'd probably change your opinion. Source: Have husky puppy.

[Jayburner]

I don't want people to love me. I just want people to feel loved.

[Torgent]

And then a month later, when everything in your house has been chewed to smithereens, you'd probably change your opinion. Source: Have husky puppy.

I grew up with one when I was a kid. The damage was well worth it. Such beautiful dogs.

[Calfredd]

I don't want people to love me. I just want people to feel loved.

Would you love me? What kind of puppy would make you love me?

Then be more clear in your opening post if you don't want misunderstandings.

[Jayburner]

Then be more clear in your opening post if you don't want misunderstandings.

I haven't had a beer in 10 days. I'm confused too.

[JohnBrown1917]

My cat likes to sleep next to my head...







....Is this thread serious?

[Revi]

Yes, I would love you.

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My cat likes to sleep next to my head...







....Is this thread serious?

My previous dog used to like sleeping on top of my head, I'd say you're fine for now.

[Mummbles]

Newfoundland, please!

[Mirishka]

Would you love me? What kind of puppy would make you love me?

If you put a basket of gold bars by my head, it wouldn't make me love you.

[Nyoken]

got 4 dogs my self so im good

[Blade Wolf]

If you dropped of a Bernice Mountain Dog puppy on my head. I would love you for all of eternity. One of the kindest and sweetest breeds you'll come across.

[Ripster42]

I haven't had a beer in 10 days. I'm confused too.

Good job. Keep it up. You seem to have had a problem with substances in the past, so I can only see this as a good thing.

[Damajin]

That one, indeed.

[Jayburner]

My love is worth exactly one Husky/pomeranian mix puppy, one pizza, two litres of chocolate milk and a bag of candy necklaces.

omg! thats exactly what my love is worth too,

[Annoying]

got 4 dogs my self so im good

Hey, more people like me. Part of the "too many dogs for my own good" club.

4 of my 5 dogs are (or will be) fairly large, too. Great Dane, 2 Dobermans, Husky, Blue Heeler cross.