Originally Posted by
Simulacrum
Well, the movie does look dumb as fuck.
And are people in this thread seriously arguing that the massive strength and size advantage the orcs have over humans in the movie isn't meaningful? We see an orc basically overhead pressing a warhorse. That horse must've weighed a ton. This orc isn't slightly stronger than a human, it's much more than ten times as strong. And their entire army is composed out of fighters with this massive size and strength advantage. Orcs vs. Humans wouldn't be a fight at all. The battle lines would simply make contact with each other, the human lines would instantly shatter, fully-armored human bodies flying in all directions as even the mildest orc blows catapult them off their feet, shatter their bones, and rupture their internal organs. The battle would be lost seconds after it started.
I mean, the romans were constantly worried about how much bigger and stronger the germans were than them, and later always wanted as many of them as possible to serve in their legions once they started recruiting them, because their superior size made them superior soldiers, and when the german tribes started adopting the same military tactics the romans had used to beat them (transmitted to the germans through retiring german legionaries returning home) to fight the romans on equal terms, they started crushing them partially because of this advantage. And that advantage was tiny compared to the one the orcs have over the humans in this movie. The orcs in this movie could probably beat entire human armies just by throwing big rocks at them (apparently they can launch 1000kg+ projectiles at people with their bare hands just fine, which is enough to crush anyone it hits no matter how much armor they wear or how braced their shields are), without ever having to actually fight them in hand-to-hand combat, other than maybe to clean up a few stragglers.
Of course, it's a movie, and we know blizz' writers are terrible, so it's doubtful any of this is even going to be mentioned by the characters in the movie, and everybody's just gonna behave as if the humans actually would stand a chance despite the lore established by the movie, but that's because what happens in movies, unlike what happens in reality, doesn't necessarily have to obey any rules at all. They could have a random, unnamed 6 year old girl beat up the entire orc invasion force bare-handed in a dress and anybody complaining about that would be no more right than those currently complaining about how stupid the idea is that the movie's humans would be able to fight the movie's orcs. Either case is hard to accept in a movie that tries to take itself seriously, though.